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   💜 DetectaBeryl 🩷 :bunRetro: (rasp@raru.re)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 05:22:51 JST 💜 DetectaBeryl 🩷 :bunRetro:

   I went on a walk the other day and I saw these two girls riding motorcycles around an empty metro parking lot I was trying to cross. like an idiot I managed to fall on my face and they had to stop to avoid running into me.

   Girl1: "Hey are you okay?"

   Me: "Yeah I'm fine. I didn't mean to interrupt your date."

   Girl1: "Oh this isn't a date but thanks for not assuming we're both gay."

   Me: "Oh. Hey"

   I ask the other girl what her name is.

   Me: "[Girl2] I'm sorry she is too dense to realize you're on a date."

   Girl1: "Wait is this a date?"

   Girl2: "Well I was kinda hoping so."

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     Jamie Blumberg (jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 05:32:17 JST Jamie Blumberg

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     @Rasp I love the idea of a benevolent Sappho Fairy just flitting from place to place, finding all of the gay girls who aren't dating even though they should be and setting them straight (as in gay).

     “You there, the two young ladies with the undercuts and the matching necklaces with each other's names on them, you've basically been dating for 8 mooooooonths,” the fairy calls as she is summoned to tell a lumberjack when the barista gives her a free muffin it's flirting.

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     💜 DetectaBeryl 🩷 :bunRetro: (rasp@raru.re)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 05:32:42 JST 💜 DetectaBeryl 🩷 :bunRetro:

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     • Jamie Blumberg

     @jamie_blumberg I volunteer to become this fairy

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     💜 DetectaBeryl 🩷 :bunRetro: (rasp@raru.re)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 05:34:43 JST 💜 DetectaBeryl 🩷 :bunRetro:

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     • Jamie Blumberg

     @jamie_blumberg this didn't actually happen it was just story but its still funny

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     Jamie Blumberg (jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 05:34:44 JST Jamie Blumberg

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     @Rasp Based on that interaction I think you already *are* this fairy