I went on a walk the other day and I saw these two girls riding motorcycles around an empty metro parking lot I was trying to cross. like an idiot I managed to fall on my face and they had to stop to avoid running into me.
Girl1: "Hey are you okay?"
Me: "Yeah I'm fine. I didn't mean to interrupt your date."
Girl1: "Oh this isn't a date but thanks for not assuming we're both gay."
Me: "Oh. Hey"
I ask the other girl what her name is.
Me: "[Girl2] I'm sorry she is too dense to realize you're on a date."
Girl1: "Wait is this a date?"
Girl2: "Well I was kinda hoping so."