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   Bloodytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:08:19 JST Bloodytailspike
   Step 1 to get girls to like you is don't be fat, be at least a little muscular.
   Step 2 is a good haircut. If you don't know what to do here, find a barber shop run by Puerto Ricans or Dominicans; they take their grooming very seriously. White hipsters can give you a good haircut, but they're not gonna trim your facial hair in a modern style and if you don't know exactly what you want they're probably not gonna be much help.
   I hate to say it but shops run by an old white guy only give one haircut and they're gonna shave your face. You aren't a GI coming back from The War and this isn't the 50s, that's why you don't see many of these places, avoid.
   Step 3 stop dressing like a child. No more graphic tees or running shoes.
   
   TL;Dr: stop being fat, get a decent haircut and fix your neckbeard, quit dressing like a 5 year old.
   
   Remember the picture of the chapo traphouse guy who had a heart attack, dressed EXACTLY like the literal toddler standing behind him. A lot of you are exactly like him but with different politics. Stop it.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:08:18 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @monsterislandcolonizer >find a barber shop run by Puerto Ricans or Dominicans
     Dude this is so true. This Dominican guy gave me the best, most painful haircut I've ever had in my life. Whatever scissor type thing he was using like pulled some of the hairs out of my head near the very front. I've had the natural tiny widows peak since I was 4, and he got it totally straight, which really made a difference for how I looked.
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     ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2: (kiki88@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:19:55 JST ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2:

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     • Omega Variant
     • jill
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     Heh jill called you fat :animu_smug3:
     Fediverse Contractor likes this.
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     jill (jill@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:19:56 JST jill

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     ...seriously tho...that fatass part is fr fr...stop it... :fattestpikachu:
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     Omega Variant (omega_variant@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:19:57 JST Omega Variant

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     • ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2:
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     Wow, I do all these things naturally.
     
     No wonder womimz throw themselves at me. (Their fists going for my face is so cute)
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     Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:19:58 JST Jimmy Buffett Fanatic

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     @monsterislandcolonizer I’m sorry but Step 1 to get girls is have rizz. some of the fattest ugliest slovenly assholes in history got tons of pussy because they had W rizz. You can have the cleanest fade and sharpest kicks and washboard abs with 1% body fat but if you have L rizz-or no rizz at all-then you’re not going to be moving the needle any more than you did before. You should certainly get in shape and dress and groom yourself well for a number of reasons, but as far as attracting women is concerned these things are only in service to be a rizz multiplier, they won’t get you anywhere on their own.
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     ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2: (kiki88@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:19:58 JST ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2:

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     Alot of the time,looks have nothing to do with it
     A girl can be attracted to you by
     Being funny
     Have personality
     Don't take shit too seriously
     Pick on her
     Be a smartass
     These will help
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     AlabasterBrick ?‍☠️ (alabasterbrick@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:23:49 JST AlabasterBrick ?‍☠️

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     • Dan_Hulson
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     He ain't fat, but he does have a face for radio.
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     Dan_Hulson (dan_hulson@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:23:50 JST Dan_Hulson

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     • Omega Variant
     • ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2:
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     @Omega_Variant @KiKi88 @jimmybuffettfanaccount @monsterislandcolonizer you don't strike me as super fat and or ugly though mate
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     Dan_Hulson (dan_hulson@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:23:51 JST Dan_Hulson

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     @KiKi88 @jimmybuffettfanaccount @monsterislandcolonizer You do need to be somewhat attractive and not super fat though
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     Omega Variant (omega_variant@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:23:51 JST Omega Variant

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     Not true, I am prime example