@monsterislandcolonizer >find a barber shop run by Puerto Ricans or Dominicans
Dude this is so true. This Dominican guy gave me the best, most painful haircut I've ever had in my life. Whatever scissor type thing he was using like pulled some of the hairs out of my head near the very front. I've had the natural tiny widows peak since I was 4, and he got it totally straight, which really made a difference for how I looked.