About twice per week online I have to ask myself “is this a bad AI chatbot, or a Dutch person trying to make friends with me?” Honest to goodness I love you, but about half of you would fail a Turing Test. The other day someone in reply to asking how old he was said “I’ve been running my current operating system 26 years.”
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Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 18:31:06 JST Bethany Black -
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Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 19:52:55 JST Bethany Black @KatS haha
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Kat (kats@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 19:52:57 JST Kat @BethanyBlack There's a simple telltale: Dutch people always get "if" and "when" backwards.
I don't know why, but ever since I noticed it, it's remarkably consistent.
Most memorable incident was somebody provoking her 8.5-month pregnant friend into screaming "WHEN!!! When the baby is born!"
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Chris Jolly Holcomb (reverendmoose@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 22:11:28 JST Chris Jolly Holcomb @BethanyBlack this is some blade master but apply it to computer geekery nonsense isn't it?
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Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 22:11:28 JST Bethany Black @ReverendMoose I wish.
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Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 22:31:34 JST Bethany Black So the consensus from almost all of the Dutch people I’ve mentioned this to is “yeah, we’re quite odd”
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Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 22:54:05 JST Bethany Black @Andres me too, mostly, sometimes though I get a really uncanny feeling from it
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Andres Jalinton (andres@mastodon.hardcoredevs.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 22:54:07 JST Andres Jalinton @BethanyBlack I think that is beautiful.
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Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2023 00:19:50 JST Bethany Black @zippy1981 as someone who’s autistic, it really feels like it isn’t
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Justin Dearing (zippy1981@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2023 00:19:51 JST Justin Dearing @BethanyBlack as someone who is part Dutch. . . . I thought it was just autism
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Brian Hawthorne (bhawthorne@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2023 00:20:54 JST Brian Hawthorne @BethanyBlack @Mabande Please do remember that we seem to have a healthy population of neurospicy folks here.
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Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2023 00:20:54 JST Bethany Black @bhawthorne @Mabande I’m autistic, it’s not that, it’s something else.
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Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2023 00:23:11 JST Bethany Black Muting this thread now. But in answer to where this is going now it’s outside my usual circle: It’s not autism. It’s something else entirely. I’m autistic, I made being autistic one if my special interests, it’s not autism.
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Ellen Shapiro (designatednerd@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2023 11:25:57 JST Ellen Shapiro @BethanyBlack as an 🇺🇸 who lived in NL for 2 years, the Dutch are very direct in a way that just does not compute to most Americans.
It actually is very helpful in the end because they will just tell you what they want and not make a fuss about it, but it takes quite a bit of getting used to.
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Wraithe (wraithe@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 02:34:28 JST Wraithe @BethanyBlack If it makes you feel any better, in the last 24 hours I’ve had someone both challenge my age (Mastodon) and how long been using Linux, the operating system (BlueSky)
And yes I know, you’d think that the social networks that this happened on would be reversed. 😂
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