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:epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:36 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers:
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:27 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:28 JST Owl
i’m gonna die
i swear to god i’m gonna die rn lmaaaaaaaaaao
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:29 JST Hoss Delgado
>be on vacation in bongland
>see OceanRedux gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with a dripping backpack
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Ocean cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
Ocean pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Ocean is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
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:epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:30 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers:
@Hoss @Owl @JustJohnny I blocked her for sharing nudes to 100s of guys
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:30 JST Owl
I think I was really fed up when I was called a liar for telling people that this was the stark reality of things with a lot of “based women.”
I’m glad she blocked me.
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:epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:30 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers:
@Owl @JustJohnny @Hoss Idk whats worse carrying around a toxic holocaust backpack or being the poast pig trough -
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:epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:31 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers:
@Owl @Hoss @JustJohnny Id like to be a fly on the wall in the egirl fedi chat :watasneed: -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:31 JST Hoss Delgado
Any flies in the vicinity are definitely focused on the tampon backpack -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:32 JST Hoss Delgado
FYI Owl I don't think Duck's afraid of hitting women, so don't rely on that to win by default. -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:32 JST Owl
That’s kind of my problem. Everyone memes about the BEAT A WOMAN thing but Big Duck has absolutely nothing to lose on actually doing it.
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:33 JST Owl
First I’ll debuff his stats.
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:epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:33 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers:
@Owl @Hoss @JustJohnny So its a deal 612 Wharf Avenue
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:epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:34 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers:
@Hoss @Owl @JustJohnny Owl insulted me and threatened to beat my ass -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:34 JST Hoss Delgado
Meet up in Spokane and film yourselves beating the shit out of each other. That's what we do at rDrama. -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:35 JST Owl
I keep an archive of black “”””””””women””””””””” crying. Always makes me laugh.
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:35 JST Hoss Delgado
I should really organize my "women crying" folder by race one of these days. -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:36 JST Owl
You can’t get me down, I’ve just heard a black woman crying on a police body cam and am emotionally invincible.
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JustJohnny - DM me the word 'nigger' (justjohnny@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 09:11:36 JST JustJohnny - DM me the word 'nigger'
@Owl @BigDuck Thank you friend, if I am feeling down I can listen to this and all the bad feels will melt away.
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