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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 05:29:59 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   Just a reminder,

   If you ever see someone stealing baby formula or diapers...

   No you didn't.

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     Ian Alexander Martin (ianamartin@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 05:31:00 JST Ian Alexander Martin

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     @Mrfunkedude Is the Baby Formula used to prove the existence or create babies?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 05:32:30 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Ian Alexander Martin

     @IanAMartin No. To create a baby and then prove it's existence all you need is alcohol.

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     𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 (that_one_guy@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 05:33:19 JST 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓

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     @Mrfunkedude
     I typically go to Costco when a coworker is having a baby and get the biggest box of diapers and wipes available. I remember how expensive that was!

     I don't police the stores, not my responsibility.

     Mr. Funk E. Dude repeated this.
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     Enoch (enoch@universeodon.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 05:41:51 JST Enoch

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     @Mrfunkedude ?? i went through a thread on the bird forever ago that asked “would you tell on someone stealing…” stuff like this and I blocked everyone that said yes ?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 05:42:02 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Enoch

     @enoch ?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:09:21 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • The_Dark_Tower

     @The_Dark_Tower Yep. I tooted that earlier.

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     the_dark_tower@mastodon.world's status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:09:22 JST The_Dark_Tower

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     @Mrfunkedude same for ????

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     Karen Strickholm (karenstrickholm@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:10:04 JST Karen Strickholm

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     @Mrfunkedude Word.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:11:02 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Jon Cutting

     @debenore such a good movie. I've probably seen that movie about 20 times.

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     Jon Cutting (debenore@mastodon.online)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:11:03 JST Jon Cutting

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     @Mrfunkedude all I can think of right now is Nicholas Cage dodging bullets in Raising Arizona ???

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     isotope239 ??? ?? (isotope239@home.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:14:26 JST isotope239 ??? ??

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     @Mrfunkedude See what?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:14:31 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • isotope239 ??? ??

     @isotope239 EXACTLY.

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     Scout (scruffyjunco@home.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:57:39 JST Scout

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     @Mrfunkedude I saw someone shoplifting food at Target last week… but no I didn’t.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:57:52 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Scout

     @ScruffyJunco you did well.

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     Bending Unit (bendingunit@undernopretext.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:58:00 JST Bending Unit

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     @Mrfunkedude I've never seen anyone shoplift, ever. I think it's a fake problem made up by Big Capitalism to justify the jobs program for overgrown playground bullies that I'll call Big Policing.

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     TheSauce (thesauce@mstdn.ca)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:58:10 JST TheSauce

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     @Mrfunkedude but I am allowed to break into supportive cowboy yodelling, right?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:58:37 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • TheSauce

     @TheSauce allowed? No. Required? Yes.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:59:03 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Richservo :verified:

     @richservo that was a separate toot earlier.

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     Richservo :verified: (richservo@masto.ai)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 06:59:04 JST Richservo :verified:

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     @Mrfunkedude add food to that list

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 08:30:55 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Cary

     @crenquis then call the police because someone’s abandoned a baby?

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     Cary (crenquis@mstdn.io)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 08:30:58 JST Cary

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     @Mrfunkedude What if they are stealing it from a baby?

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     isaiah (isaiah@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 08:32:11 JST isaiah

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     @Mrfunkedude my credit card was stolen and it resulted in a call from the credit card company. i asked what the charges were and it was diapers a stroller and a crib. not even the big ticket ones. like $200 (ten years ago).

     i just said, “oh that was the baby shower in new york. i forgot. but let’s go ahead and cancel the card anyway.“

     and the whole experience made me sad. deeply deeply sad for the world and capitalism in specific.

     Mr. Funk E. Dude repeated this.
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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 08:32:53 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • isaiah

     @isaiah you’re a good person. Thanks for sharing this.

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     WintryMix ?️‍? (wintrymix@mastodon.lol)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 08:46:08 JST WintryMix ?️‍?

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     • isaiah

     @isaiah @Mrfunkedude What a profoundly humane response. That’s the kind of thing I would like to do in theory but probably wouldn’t occur to me until after the moment had passed.

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     Allen Stenhaus (allenstenhaus@oddballs.vip)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 09:04:46 JST Allen Stenhaus

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     @Mrfunkedude I'm Matt Murdock. I didn't see shit.

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     Autistic Antitheist (gryphon@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 10:02:32 JST Autistic Antitheist

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     @Mrfunkedude
     Of course not! And I *certainly* didn't tell them the phrase that the store uses to alert employees to a possible thief over the intercom, and the number of aisles that they offset the real site to watch for thieves by!

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     Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD) (irisvirus@struct.bio)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 11:00:45 JST Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD)

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     @Mrfunkedude our local supermarket has the toothpaste and toothbrushes locked up. Like. If people are stealing this stuff. LET THEM.

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     Lorrie B (lbeauchamp@newsie.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 11:39:09 JST Lorrie B

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     @Mrfunkedude Thank you. Our lives are more important than some corporation's profitability.

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     Harry Tuttle, heating engineer (cincimike@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 12:52:21 JST Harry Tuttle, heating engineer

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     • 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓

     @That_One_Guy @Mrfunkedude going to a baby shower/ gender reveal. Supposed to bring wipes if we think it’s a girl, diapers if we think it’s a boy.

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     brielle bouquet, vixen ?? (briellebouquet@queer.party)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 14:36:58 JST brielle bouquet, vixen ??

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     @Mrfunkedude it's gruesomely anti-social and morally depraved to snitch on anyone stealing anything from a Company. 100x moreso if it's a chain.

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     AlicePaul (goaskalice@newsie.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 15:37:25 JST AlicePaul

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     @Mrfunkedude

     Damn, this comment makes me feel sad. ?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 15:37:54 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • AlicePaul

     @GoAskAlice that's a good thing. It means you have empathy for others.

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     Alka (alkavirus@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 18:18:50 JST Alka

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     @Mrfunkedude what if they're just scalpers lol

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     Stephen Berry (stephenberry@mstdn.party)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 23:01:14 JST Stephen Berry

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     @Mrfunkedude what if you break into someone’s house and steal them?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 23:01:14 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Stephen Berry

     @stephenberry if you don't understand the difference I doubt I could explain it to you.

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     StarkRG (starkrg@mastodon.au)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 23:02:19 JST StarkRG

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     • Ian Alexander Martin

     @Mrfunkedude @IanAMartin I thought to prove its existence you needed blue or pink powder, high explosives, and some very dry grasslands or woods.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Feb-2023 01:23:10 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     Once more for the people in the back.

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     karatekid (karatekid@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Feb-2023 02:23:41 JST karatekid

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     @Mrfunkedude I wish I could say that...but in the states baby food is locked up in cases here. It's really quite shameful.

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     Honestly Mom (honestlymom@universeodon.com)'s status on Friday, 17-Feb-2023 04:44:09 JST Honestly Mom

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     @Mrfunkedude in some places cvs keeps formula locked behind the counter which says so much. Both that it is frequently stolen and that we need better systems to get food to babies.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Feb-2023 04:48:12 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Honestly Mom

     @HonestlyMom Yep. I've seen that and the same thing with condoms. It's almost like they WANT hungry kids to exist.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Feb-2023 08:21:34 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Stephen Berry

     @stephenberry refer to previous post in this thread.

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     Stephen Berry (stephenberry@mstdn.party)'s status on Friday, 17-Feb-2023 08:21:35 JST Stephen Berry

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     @Mrfunkedude they’re both theft.

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     Zumbador (zumbador@mefi.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Feb-2023 13:55:39 JST Zumbador

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     @Mrfunkedude yesterday at the supermarket I noticed that they put anti theft devices on the baby formula tins. Not on anything else.