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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:11:28 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   Hey Mastodon...

   If you could add one new feature to Mastodon, what would it be?

   EXCLUDING "quote toots"!!!
   (We all know how everyone feels about that by now.)

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     schratze (schratze@todon.nl)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:12:47 JST schratze

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     @Mrfunkedude a question everyone who sends you a follow request has to answer

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:13:08 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     @schratze Oooooo that WOULD be cool.

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     Jo-chin up, elbows up. (joblakely@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:13:30 JST Jo-chin up, elbows up.

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     @Mrfunkedude be able to follow or like people on other instances without all the extra steps. Make those steps invisible on user end.

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     🅱️eisbolCards (beisbolcards@mastodon.world)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:25:52 JST 🅱️eisbolCards

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     @Mrfunkedude

     I don't want quote toots but would like the functionality of adding both boost and reply at once and let the thread go its own way just like reporters want. I'm sure there are downsides I'm not aware of.

     Something realistic: a better android app.

     Something far far away: a search function

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     SpinozasHeresy (spinozasheresy@qoto.org)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:26:06 JST SpinozasHeresy

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     @Mrfunkedude
     Um. Something having to do with butts?

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:26:33 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • SpinozasHeresy

     @SpinozasHeresy THATS IT! CLOSE DOWN THE THREAD!! WE HAVE FOUND THE ONLY GOOD ANSWER!!!

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     XorOwl (xorowl@fog.highspirits.games)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:28:34 JST XorOwl

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     @Mrfunkedude when i click on a post, to view it's replies, it should reach out and actually find everyone who's replied to that thread and pull their posts, not just folks you've already federated with before.
     I follow people where i will click on a post that has 5 replies. Then open the original post, on the origin website, and there will be 500 posts.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:29:00 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • XorOwl

     @xorowl that WOULD be cool.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:29:26 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • CB Uí Foghlú

     @Cbfoley the herpes of the craft world!

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     CB Uí Foghlú (cbfoley@mastodon.ie)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:29:28 JST CB Uí Foghlú

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     @Mrfunkedude Glitter!

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     Coffee Cat (coffeecat@universeodon.com)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:31:10 JST Coffee Cat

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     @Mrfunkedude I'd like the ability to add cw's to toots that I boost. I feel like it might be too close to quote boosts though.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:31:27 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Coffee Cat

     @coffeecat I've thought of that too.

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     Themcfluffy (themcfluffy@nerdculture.de)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 06:48:02 JST Themcfluffy

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     @Mrfunkedude
     A 'surprise me' button that picks a random toot from a random instance from say the last hour. For those after work exhausted but bored moments when i cant think of any fun hashtags to search

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     AmbularD (ambulard@mastodon.lol)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 07:07:06 JST AmbularD

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     @Mrfunkedude Basic HTML markup. (Including a butt tag. I have no idea what it would do, but it must be there.)

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     Jens Bannmann (tynstar@nerdculture.de)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 08:49:18 JST Jens Bannmann

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     @Mrfunkedude A way to subscribe to a thread so that each new reply to that thread appears in my timeline. (Maybe allow deadlines like with filters?)

     Rationale: I often encounter an interesting thread & read all posts available at that time. Ideally, I would now like to "follow" it (similar to GitHub issues or Discourse forum threads).

     Workaround: bookmark the starting post & *try* to remember to check by later. But finding the new posts among the old ones is really cumbersome.

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     Shawn King (kingshawn@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 10:05:58 JST Shawn King

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     @Mrfunkedude *MUCH* better filtering tools.

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     OtterForce (otterforce@zirk.us)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 10:20:17 JST OtterForce

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     @Mrfunkedude markdown support for post formatting

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     Andie Sophia Fontaine ?️‍⚧️ (andiesophia@blahaj.zone)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 10:42:35 JST Andie Sophia Fontaine ?️‍⚧️

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     @Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social
     
     1. sparkle animations around mouse cursors
     2. autoplay MIDI version of Cartoon Heroes by Aqua running on a loop in the background
     3. dancing banana emoji
     4. hyperlink your user name to a funny picture, like a frog wearing a cowboy hat
     5. every week there is a secret "magic word" and the first person to stumble upon it gets the ability to change anyone's pfp

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 10:42:50 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • Andie Sophia Fontaine ?️‍⚧️

     @andiesophia I vote for all of the above

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     ArtilectZed (artilectzed@pnw.zone)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 10:44:41 JST ArtilectZed

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     @Mrfunkedude Get rid of the 4 image limit. Or up it to something like 20 or 30.

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     ADHDel-DRAFT-v10-final (2).doc (del@neurodifferent.me)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 11:11:30 JST ADHDel-DRAFT-v10-final (2).doc

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     @Mrfunkedude I’d like the ability to add missing alt text to posts I boost —maybe with a little passive aggressive notification back to the original poster giving them the option to accept the added alt text via an edit.

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     AmbularD (ambulard@fanglitch.space)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 14:10:22 JST AmbularD

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     @Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social Actually, I need to change my answer, since my instance admin just proclaimed the Apocalypse and yeeted off into the sunset and I had to go find a new server. I wish Mastodon had tools to migrate everything including lists and filters to a new instance. Rebuilding those is a PITA. (Also, turns out fanglitch actually does have HTML functionality, which is a nice consolation.)
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     Johnson ?️‍?? (darkfoxprime@sfba.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 22:55:57 JST Johnson ?️‍??

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     @Mrfunkedude Emoji reactions.

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     savedr (savedr@freeradical.zone)'s status on Sunday, 12-Feb-2023 00:06:43 JST savedr

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     @Mrfunkedude I kinda want Spaces! I was in some radical ones form birdsite, it would be awesome if ppl did that again. There probably is a foss alternative that I just don't know about

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 12-Feb-2023 00:17:07 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • NotMaddie!

     @madrobin

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     NotMaddie! (madrobin@mindly.social)'s status on Sunday, 12-Feb-2023 00:17:08 JST NotMaddie!

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     @Mrfunkedude
     I miss GIFs.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 12-Feb-2023 01:01:36 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     @madrobin Not really. Gifs are compressed, and there's a limit on video length and size.

     At least I've never heard that and I use gifs all of the time.

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     NotMaddie! (madrobin@mindly.social)'s status on Sunday, 12-Feb-2023 01:01:37 JST NotMaddie!

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     @Mrfunkedude I read that videos/GIFs hog up server space.