Notices by SpinozasHeresy (spinozasheresy@qoto.org)

@Mrfunkedude

How much would you charge?

Er, um, asking for a friend.

@Mrfunkedude

To be honest, it can be a little overpowering sometimes. Just sayin’.

@Mrfunkedude

I follow you because of your floral scent.

@Mrfunkedude

So there’s this newlywed couple. And whenever either one wants to have sex, they’ll use their sweet little code to “do the laundry”.

One night, the husband wakes up and says “honey, let’s do the laundry”. She says, “sorry honey I’m a little tired” and rolls over.

Morning comes around, and she rolls over and wakes him up and says “I think I’m ready for a soapy spin” (nudge wink). Husband says, “ no worries, it was a small load, I did it by hand”.

Thank you! Thank you! Remember to tip your waitresses!

@Mrfunkedude
Some days Dave Brubeck will dance in my head for hours. I don’t mind.

https://youtu.be/h07Nri6n3Y0

@Mrfunkedude
Um. Something having to do with butts?