Notices by Andrew Kelley (andrewrk@mastodon.social), page 3

@raggi @lanodan @cadey I was 9 years old when this email was sent

glibc devs been vibe coding since the 1990s

ominous

What if we made advertising illegal?

🌈 🌞

https://simone.org/advertising/

github used to be pretty stable, now it's very glitchy all the time

how's that pivot to AI going

ah, yes, `void *mustbezero_2`. we've all been there, amirite

oh god, I fell behind by a couple days and now I've been doing 100 cards per day with no new lessons and still the debt keeps growing

@feld thanks, I read the paper just now and it helped me to understand why some measurements were favorable and others not - specifically the pattern of one thread allocating and another thread freeing in my simple design will result in ever-growing RSS

I know I "should" start with the paper but for me papers are too boring until I've already tried from first principles

last night I had an idea for a fast multi-threaded allocator, whipped it up, and at first glance it outperforms glibc.

need to do some more testing, but it's looking good so far

it's only 212 lines of code!

@indutny this one tickled me last week:

やば！「返信ください」がタイプミスでオートコレクトされて「変死してください」になってた。

Yikes! "Please reply" was mistyped and autocorrected to "Please die unnaturally."

feels like every day, 10 things are added to my life's "todo list", and I get 1-2 things done.

@sobeston @kristoff some Americans claim to not love ranch on their pizza however they are in denial and just trying to act cool

@cnx I'm sure it's an inevitability, hoping to eek out a few more years before undergoing that suffering

@bluegreenandfree @ct_bergstrom if you say people were a mistake, you've become the villain

@regehr for a moment I was confused why there was a picture of my hand in my feed

thanks I hate it. inb4 users start a pointless meta discussion about the proper way to mark something a bug on github

meanwhile they still can't even display big diffs. this diff was hand written, not machine generated, and yet the machine can't even display it

@regehr I almost didn't graduate because of crap like this, it really sucked the credibility out of the entire university system. Especially since I was barely scraping by, paying my own way through college, and then what is my money going towards? Between being told that every C++ instance has its executable code copied for every method, being assigned UML diagrams by profs that obviously had never written a line of code in their life... ASU CS program was a shit show

how do you manage YOUR memory, coward?

@cadey

> Running chat programs and social media apps is mind-bogglingly expensive

why would a chat program be expensive? it's a good example of how computers can do something cheaply IMO