Notices by chris actually (lackattack@mastodon.social)

@br00t4c Even that denim shirt/plaid jacket ensemble is cringing at that shitheel

@br00t4c I love it - the projection these chumps all display is a sight to behold.

@br00t4c Dude is the pudgy brother of the nazi that melts at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark

'I got shot in the ear and all I got was pantsed nationally by a capable woman a few weeks later'

Shirt being overnighted to Mar A Lago by me, right now.

#debate #politics

@br00t4c "Get off the sidelines" to the guy who hand-picked JD Vance and is using his vast wealth to fund his maga/libertarian fever dreams

@br00t4c If she hates lettuce so much why does she wear its colors???

@br00t4c I just noticed he's got a real curious george look to him

@br00t4c The Teamsters lost a ton of credibility with their man up there sucking up to billionaires. But they elected their DeJoy, so now they can live with him

@br00t4c You can abbreviate him as CFDJT if you are into brevity, like I am

@dansup Not to scare anyone, but I just heard this got escalated to the hashtag detectives

@mmasnick YAY! More Masnick! Post here more and ignore the toolbag commenters and pay attention to quality comments like this one.

@ebassi Remembers all those dumb 'email' and 'www' buttons on Gateway-era 90s keyboards that were also a terrible idea

@Mrfunkedude just to add on, remember to tell your inner critical voice to shove it when it acts up

@Mrfunkedude I was gifted a bidet kind of as a joke by my cousin in 2019. Wow. Changed my world. I scoffed at the toilet paper shortage, and have not had itchy butt syndrome since. I'm telling you, it's like having your culo cleaned by weeping Angels' tears of happiness

@begamit @Citizenkahn @Mrfunkedude Johnny Masto if you're real close (Nobody has been that close)

@Mrfunkedude He'd Leroy Jenkins, that's what he'd do

@Mrfunkedude I know this struggle. Dogspeed, brother

@Mrfunkedude if the Pokémon go events are anything like the ingress anomalies, that should be a lot of fun