Scrolling through twitter while watching a movie. @alex is obviously in damage control mode from the revelations of the past few days. To try to save his public image, he's already organized a 501(c)(3) and gotten Comcast to fund it. A reliable source has told me it has something to do with shrinking people's bodies to increase their brain to body mass ratio- a noted indicator of general mammalian intelligence. He will likely use this technology on all mammals to make Veganism a moral imperative for everyone, once and for all, anonymous sources say. Thank you for your continued support of my fact-based, objective reporting.
@alex@strongerthanyou Hello, I'm working on a piece for the Guardian. Would it be accurate to describe your website as a successor of TERF website ovarit.com? Why would you make a successor to violent TERF website Ovarit.com. Would you consider the trans youth deaths directly caused by your website to be over 10 or over 100? Do your parrents support your racism? Please reply within 6 hours or else because democracy dies in darkness.
@bot@Senator_Armstrong@ehhh@koropokkur@D00B@Etroe@Kirino@KitlerIs6@kroner I've always dreamed of creating a proper hellthread since this instance started, but I never thought one would devlove into a dick measuring and vagina depth contest like this one currently has. We all have been cursed to live in interesting times because alt-tech drama for some reason gets more reactions than my opinions on the NBA playoffs or the Packers :marseycheesehead:
@D00B@Etroe@bot@kroner We stan bot on this instance. I legit don't even remember anyone in the chudbuds leaks living so far in the heads of people as she does. As I said before, Queen shit.
@Senator_Armstrong@D00B@Etroe@KitlerIs6@bot@kroner I had a few people on poast that I liked and now I can't even see their posts without having to go to my seal.cafe alt and all of this was decided by some drunk Canadian who seems to embody the worst parts of mastodon culture but if they were a rightoid. Large instances are a flaw that actively harms the network, not a feature