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   Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Sunday, 04-Jun-2023 22:33:55 JST Alex Gleason

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   • Dramamine
   @Dramamine Lol wtf
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     Dramamine (dramamine@rdrama.cc)'s status on Sunday, 04-Jun-2023 22:33:56 JST Dramamine
     Scrolling through twitter while watching a movie. @alex is obviously in damage control mode from the revelations of the past few days. To try to save his public image, he's already organized a 501(c)(3) and gotten Comcast to fund it.
     A reliable source has told me it has something to do with shrinking people's bodies to increase their brain to body mass ratio- a noted indicator of general mammalian intelligence. He will likely use this technology on all mammals to make Veganism a moral imperative for everyone, once and for all, anonymous sources say.
     Thank you for your continued support of my fact-based, objective reporting.