Notices by OhSnap!Dragon (droinfla@lounge.town), page 2

COWFISH!
They're so improbable and cute. The Twinkies of the sea.

@thegibson
Yeah, these days Superman has to change in an OTB or Greyhound station bathroom.
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#Caturday
#Cats
#CatsOfMastodon

Cats are the Bart Simpsons of pets.
"It was like this when I got here, I swear!"
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"As God is my witness...I thought turkeys could fly."
Happy eat meat day, or whatever.
Go Lions! 🦁
https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ

#CountrifySciFi
#HashTagGames
"The Fifth Elephant"

If you're an older person like me, with RFK Jr. nominated for Director of Health and Human Services, you had better go onto a 100% plant-based diet and up your exercise now.
If you are middle or working class, or retired, you won't be able to afford getting seriously ill. Just how they want it.
#Vegan #PlantBased #PlantBasedDiet
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@nocontexttrek
"Feed me, Seymour!"

@br00t4c
"T-Pain, for real?"

OK, U.S. people and concerned others, last week was brutal.
For those who may need it, here is a comfort giraffe.
You are welcome.
Please Boost ♻️ to reach all those who may need to destress a bit.
Thank you in advance, friends.
#Resist
#Resistance

This isn't stated enough (or at all) in the Trump-complicit U.S. media, and it's terrifying:
If you want deportations on a massive scale, you know what you will need to have in place?
CONCENTRATION CAMPS.

We used to participate in Halloween & hand out candy; once again we will keep our lights off & not engage w/ our MAGA neighbors and their Children of the Corn.
Covid is not over, & then there is the flu, and the RSV.
As older Americans, we are not willing to risk our lives for the white supremacists who display their stupid phallic guns in our driveway.
Fuck that.
I also find it funny that these #FakeChristians embrace a pre-Christian, pagan holiday; so moronic.
🎃 ❌
#NoHalloween

@Catvalente
When I was a kid in the 70s, my little brother came home from school and told my mother "Did you know that Michael (his classmate) is BLACK?
My mother was aghast.
Turns out some old coot saw them playing in the park and pulled my brother aside and told him not to play with "black kids".
My brother had no concept of race until this douche nozzle came along.
They need to die off faster.

I suspect that my original ballot was stolen from my mailbox. It was mailed October 1, but never received. I ordered a new ballot last Thursday, and I after checking the mail every day as soon as I got home from work, I finally got it.
Don't let these corrupt, criminal agents steal your vote.
Check you voting status often, and if your state allows it, track your ballot once submitted.
Don't be the person with a sticker reading "I Tried to Vote!"
#VoteBlue #Vote #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

As we draw ever closer to #Election2024, it's worth noting that if Trump wins, we won't just be getting Trump, a wannabe fascist dictator. We will also get all the creepy, #weird, evil, selfish people he will appoint to cabinet positions, the DOJ, the IRS, etc. His basket of deplorables was bad enough last time--you can bet your bottom dollar it would be worse this time.
#election #KamalaHarris

When Progressives, Liberals, and Democrats vote, they win.
When they stay home, the Nazi, Fascist, racist, misogynist assholes win.
It's really as simple as that.
#WereNotGoingBack
#Vote #VoteBlue
#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

When I was a kid in elementary school, I had a number of friends whose parents decided to remove them from public education and send them to Catholic school for junior high and high school.

With the exception of one, who enlisted in the Navy and now runs the power grid in Reno, none of them ever went to college, and they are all racist, misogynistic, asshole Trump voters.
Facebook alone tells this story.
#Secular
#Secularism

But if you're using the gas pump, how are people supposed to drive in / out of the garage?
This seems like a guaranteed road rage murder scenario.
#70s #toys

Trump Is Weird.
#TrumpIsWeird
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If you were a parent or kid in the #1970s, did you have one of these in the house?
#Toys

We will not be putting Harris Walz yard signs out this year, because of an uptick in violence against people of color and people perceived as "Liberal".
We will, once again, not be handing out candy on Halloween because 90% of our neighbors are MAGA, and don't wear masks or practice social distancing.
This is the fucked up, dystopian world I live in.
Wish it were otherwise.
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