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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 01:15:20 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek Enterprise scene. Cue the Cinemax after 10pm 70s funk music because we're in the DECON chamber! (The decontamination chamber on the NX Enterprise is where a lot of horny stage direction happened.) Hoshi, Malcolm, and T'Pol sit shoulder to shoulder in tank tops and underclothing under a blue light. They're very oily. T'Pol looks like she's meditating. Hoshi is looking off camera, and then there's Malcolm, who has his eyes closed with a dreamy wierd smile on his face. Closed caption reads, "Do you smell that?"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2025 13:56:38 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek #Flapping
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1. Star Trek The Animated Series scene. Cartoon Kirk is standing in his gold uniform, and has a man satchel over a shoulder. Behind him is a green and blue archway/wall design. Closed caption reads, "[FLAPPING] There it is again, a flapping sound."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2025 03:54:37 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Ten Forward, which is a future space bar tavern place. Geordi is sitting at the bar and Guinan is standing and reacting to something he is saying with a touch of shock and disbelief. Also, she's wearing a big flat round purple hat that kind of looks like the saucer section of the Enterprise. Closed caption reads, "Yeah, they found Data's head a mile beneath San Francisco."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 01:29:29 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek Picard scene. An older civilian Picard is pictured outdoors with trees and he's talking to someone just off screen. He's dressed casually and looks nice. Not much else happenening on this one. Closed caption reads, "It's the waking up that I'm beginning to resent."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 23-Feb-2025 05:06:12 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're in Quarks Bar, which is a bar owned by Quark. Quark, from before when we were discussing that he owns a bar, has a big butt shaped bald head and enormous ears, and here is seen leaning down directly behind a sitting Sisko. Sisko has his face resting on his hand, and looks simultaneously hungover and irritated and is either rolling his eyes or barely staying awake. Closed caption reads, "..all you want to do is please your women."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 23-Feb-2025 03:07:11 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek Enterprise scene. 🎵ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD, GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE🎵 We have an exterior shot of the NX 01 Enterprise in orbit of a planet. Is it a Class M planet? Can't say. That would be too much context. But it is kind of green. Closed caption reads, "You couldn't make proper decisions on your own."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 23-Feb-2025 01:53:10 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Two pictures. Picture one is focused in on a future space plate. You have some nice jam, a couple of scones, and next to it sits a lil' cup sans handle and a single serving tea kettle. Caption reads, "Do you remember" and the rest of the sentence is on the next picture. Pic two is a soft and soap opera looking Weyoun, shot from below with him looking down, like he's cooing at a baby in a crib and humming a lullaby. He has large ridged and ribbed ears that extend down to his chin, pale white skin and jet black hair. Closed caption continues, "when I first offered you scones?"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 10:01:41 JST Star Trek Minus Context

It's the weekend, baby
#StarTrek
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1. Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 03:25:26 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek Lowe Decks scene. A slim and delicate man is standing in front of a large view sceen. Screen is displaying a planet engulfed on flames and wrapped in honeycomb shielding. Back to the guy, picture is from the waste up and he appears naked, with hands together near his chin as if to imply he is serious and sharing something very, very, incredibly important. Closed caption reads, "It has been a long time since I've taken a lover."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-2025 01:22:08 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. OG Captain Pike (Original pilot series Pike not Mr Beautiful face perfect hair Captain new Pike) is standing in a glass cell, I assume captive. The cell is contained in a cave as there's a rock wall too. Pretty elaborate setup, tbh. He looks pissed, and is making angry fists at two aliens standing outside the cell watching him. The aliens are shorter than he is, wearing grey drab tunic looking outfits, and from behind, you mostly just noticed that they have large bald heads which look like butts. The etymology of "Butthead" actually originated from this episode.* *This is not true
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 02:46:26 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. This is an offical advertisment for "Star Trek: The Helmet." (Title mine, not the actual merch, I'm just a Spaceballs fan) We have a kid, looking filled with joy to be wearing this Star Trek helmet. Helmet says SPOCK across the forhead, has a clear visor over the eyes, a very prominent chin strap, and a large red light protruding from the top as if to serve as a red alert light house for all those who may be in danger. I want one. Official text from the ad: OFFICIAL STAR TREK HELMET / SPACE FUN HELMET. Featuring FLASHING LIGHT EMITTER with PULSING SONIC SOUND. Adjustable solar visor. Telescoping antennas. Adjustable snap-on chinstrap. SPOCK
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 05:37:42 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 23:17:03 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek The Original Series. We see a room filled with furry balls. The balls are ranging from watermelon down to baseball sized. Some of the furry balls are white, and some of the balls are various shades of brown. In the middle of all the literally thousands of furry balls is a barely visible Captain Kirk, buried in balls. You can see his shoulder, and a little less than of his face looking out stealthily from within the balls. No caption.
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 02:14:13 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek Generations scene. The Enterprise bridge is pictured, with Riker, Data, Worf, and a few other crewfolk at station. Riker is walking towards his seat at the right hand of the Captain while looking at Data, who is sitting at his console. Data has a smiling and amused face, like he's doing something he just loves doing at that very moment. Closed caption reads, "I just love scanning for life forms."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Feb-2025 01:07:48 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker, in a blue bathrobe and blue jam jams, braces himself for steadiness at the door coming onto the bridge from a turbo lift. He looks hungover and exhausted. Closed caption reads, "It was worth it."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 21:37:21 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#NoContextValentines
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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in the turbo lift! Picard is standing in the middle, looking stumped. Riker and Geordi are forming a Picard sandwich on either side of him facing inward. Bit of a sausage party if you ask me. Closed caption reads, "Beverly thinks it's going to be tight."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 21:25:54 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#NoContextValentines
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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're outside on a lush green planet in summertime. Young ensign Wesley Crusher, in a very large and very brown sweater, is talking to a blond girl in skimpy white outfit. In the background, multiple others are shown in a similar skimpy white outfits that feature a lot of skin. Like, let's just imagine for a moment this culture only has so much white fabric, but a shit ton of people, so they have to ration out only so much white fabric per bits to cover but that's absolutely all they get. That's this planet I think. There's also a dude running who looks weirdly happy. You can tell he's running because he's blurr'd. Ok, back to ol' brown sweater Wes, he's holding up both hands as if to display the size of something. Closed caption reads, "Um, about this long, this thick."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 11:09:54 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#NoContextValentines
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1. Star Trek The Original Series scene. Kirk is shown on ship and standing at a console with a curious, concentrating look. Kind of holding on like he's on a tippy boat. He's wearing a green uniform with a deep V. Closed caption reads, "It's hard to keep her from blowing."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 08:55:41 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#NoContextValentines
#StarTrek
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1. Star Trek The Original Series scene. A shitless Kirk is standing in sick bay with Dr. McCoy (Bones if you nasty). Bones is holding a future space clipboard and looks like he may have just finished some kind of "exam" on Kirk. Closed caption reads, "In the pink, as usual."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 07:44:27 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#NoContextValentines
#StarTrek
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1. Scene from The Wrath of Khan. (TWoK, if you're into acronyms, which I am, they really help cut down on typing and how many characters you have to physically enter which I appreciate a lot because life ain't getting any longer amiright?) A very sweaty starfleet officer in uniform is looking kind of distressed and did I mention sweaty and is speaking. Closed caption reads, "I'm afraid it's even harder than you think, Doctor."
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