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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 01:40:14 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Generations scene. Kirk is on the bridge with technical panels and work stations behind him. He's in the classic red movie series uniform with the white marshmallow looking neckline and chest buckle. Here, he is standing and looks concerned. Closed caption reads, "Don't tell me, Tuesday."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Apr-2025 02:29:25 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're close in on Data's face. He's looking nervously to his left and wide eyed while holding an old fashioned black telephone receiver to his ear. Closed caption reads, "FREUD: Kill them."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Apr-2025 16:54:28 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money." ('Have' is in italics)
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 02:04:30 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide. Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 04:48:00 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Shot is from The Last Jedi, IMO one of the 3 best Star Wars movies and no I will not be arguing with you about this in the comments. We're in a dark and smoke machiney future space room lit by some faint window light. A very pale Kylo Ren, sans scary mask, stands in the middle of the room as if frozen in time. He's wearing black pants with the waist hiked up pretty high like how older dad's wear pants, and he's shirtless and pretty swol. There's a lot going on here, even though there's not really much happening if that makes sense. No caption.
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Apr-2025 08:50:12 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Mar-2025 12:26:41 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Voyager scene. Tuvok in his gold uniform sits in a room with a big window behind him out to space and stars. He's got pointy eyebrows and ears because he is a Vulcan. Closed caption reads, "You're in love with a computer subroutine?"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Mar-2025 02:00:38 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Voyager scene. The EMH Doctor is pictured in uniform but also with a wrinkly light shirt scraggly worn over the uniform. He's standing directly in front of the camera as if he is speaking straight to the audience, looking back at us. He's squinting and looking grumpish. Closed caption reads, "Look at all this useless information floating around"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 29-Mar-2025 00:59:40 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Discovery scene. There's a guy in uniform standing in front of what is probably a big space window with stars in the background. But the guy, see, he's like glowing. So I think maybe he's a hologram. He also has a thin whispy lil bit of loaf on his forehead and cheekbone so he's mostly humanoid but also alien. Otherwise he's just talking. Closed caption reads, "One of my engineers called it a "shit-show." Which is Earth for "bad."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 04:07:07 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek #NSFW
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1. Ok, so it's a picture of an official Star Trek action figure from the heyday of The Next Generation. Encased in a plastic bubble against a cardboard backdrop is WORF, FIERCE KLINGON WARRIOR. The cardboard displays the Enterprise hovering over him grandly and around him is a lot of text I'll include below and some attachments you can add including a bat'leth and com badge that says in label maker font "WORF" just like they looked in the real TV show of course. Back to the Worf figure, his face is GRIMMACING and he's standing and leaning a little and has a questionable hand position showing. Like, imagine if you were holding a large blue ribbon sized cucumber like a sword, right near your waist or zipper region. Now, eliminate in your mind the large cucumber but keep the hand placement exactly as it would need to be to hold said cucumber. That's our toy Worf. The text in various places reads: STAR TREK NCC-1. THE NEXT GENERATION. SPACE. THE FINAL FRONTIER. NCC-1701-0 LIEUTENANT WORF. Chief Security of the Starship Enterprise. BONUS: Starfleet Action Base STARFLEET GEAR: Type II Hand Phaser Tricorder with Holster. Ceremonial Bat'telh Sword. Klingon Combat Blade. Klingon Sword. Ages 4 and up. ATTENTION COLLECTORS! Each figure individually numbered.
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 02:25:59 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek The One with the Whales movie scene (ST IV). We're in a hospital hallway circa 1980s. Bones is here in blue scrubs looking dejected while he stands next to a hospital bed draped in plastic. In the bed is an older lady with George's mom from Seinfeld vibes laying and looking generally unhealthy. Closed caption reads, "My God, what is this, the dark ages?"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 01:14:54 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in the medical unit, and the good Doctor EMH is talking to Seven of Nine. Seven is a borgs (Tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) and has a metal eyebrow implant shaped like a dolphin. Ok so here, the EMH doc, he's uh, looking down at something. Like, in Seven's 'shirt' region. He has a bulging eyes kind of Beavis/BOI-YOI-YOING emphatic look on his face. No caption.
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 02:48:52 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Into Darkness scene. Kelvin timeline Khan is shown, played by the masterful Bannister Crumblebench. Camera is shooting up from below him, his face storming down at us with rage and fury all squinched up like a yuk sticker on a bottle of something under your sink you shouldn't drink. Closed caption reads, "You should have let me sleep."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-2025 15:04:50 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek V again, two in one day!! Bones, in a jaunty little jean jacket and ascot combo, is standing in nature. (moisturized, focused, flourishing.) Light campfire smoke wafts about behind him. He's holding up futurey space binoculars to his eyes, and just in general looks pretty pissed off. Closed caption reads, "Goddamn irresponsible.."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 01:15:20 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Enterprise scene. Cue the Cinemax after 10pm 70s funk music because we're in the DECON chamber! (The decontamination chamber on the NX Enterprise is where a lot of horny stage direction happened.) Hoshi, Malcolm, and T'Pol sit shoulder to shoulder in tank tops and underclothing under a blue light. They're very oily. T'Pol looks like she's meditating. Hoshi is looking off camera, and then there's Malcolm, who has his eyes closed with a dreamy wierd smile on his face. Closed caption reads, "Do you smell that?"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2025 13:56:38 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek #Flapping
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1. Star Trek The Animated Series scene. Cartoon Kirk is standing in his gold uniform, and has a man satchel over a shoulder. Behind him is a green and blue archway/wall design. Closed caption reads, "[FLAPPING] There it is again, a flapping sound."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2025 03:54:37 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Ten Forward, which is a future space bar tavern place. Geordi is sitting at the bar and Guinan is standing and reacting to something he is saying with a touch of shock and disbelief. Also, she's wearing a big flat round purple hat that kind of looks like the saucer section of the Enterprise. Closed caption reads, "Yeah, they found Data's head a mile beneath San Francisco."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2025 01:29:29 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Picard scene. An older civilian Picard is pictured outdoors with trees and he's talking to someone just off screen. He's dressed casually and looks nice. Not much else happenening on this one. Closed caption reads, "It's the waking up that I'm beginning to resent."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 23-Feb-2025 05:06:12 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're in Quarks Bar, which is a bar owned by Quark. Quark, from before when we were discussing that he owns a bar, has a big butt shaped bald head and enormous ears, and here is seen leaning down directly behind a sitting Sisko. Sisko has his face resting on his hand, and looks simultaneously hungover and irritated and is either rolling his eyes or barely staying awake. Closed caption reads, "..all you want to do is please your women."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 23-Feb-2025 03:07:11 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Enterprise scene. 🎵ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD, GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE🎵 We have an exterior shot of the NX 01 Enterprise in orbit of a planet. Is it a Class M planet? Can't say. That would be too much context. But it is kind of green. Closed caption reads, "You couldn't make proper decisions on your own."
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