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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Apr-2025 01:14:04 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. The Original Series shot. Spock is sitting in a chair and holding a black cat in his lap. It's not a chonky cat, but also not kitten size. There's no caption, it's just Spock with a cat. Honestly I wouldn't have taken Vulcans for cat people. Hard to imagine them cleaning littler boxes or opening up a can of fancy feast for Sprinkles or having little cat toys laying around their quarters. Seems illogical when they could be doing science or something more productive. But on the other hand, they are an advanced species and so there's gotta be something to the emotional and spiritual benefits of pet ownership. Anyways, no caption here, have a great day everyone.
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 03:01:18 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in "personal quarters" with chief Miles O'Brien, who's never once been told by McDonald's that the ice cream machine is broken. He's sitting at the dinner table and holding a spork type future space utensil. O'Brien, who can lead a horse to water and also make it drink, is looking kind of squeemish and is speaking to someone across the table. Closed caption reads, "I'm not a fish."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 04:19:09 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 03:00:37 JST Star Trek Minus Context

He is risen
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1. Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord and Savior Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is touching Spock's chest for some reason and he's smiling. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones also all seem thrilled to see him. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 23:12:20 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (he boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 23:40:57 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 07:41:17 JST Star Trek Minus Context

It's the weekend, baby
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1. Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 11-Apr-2025 05:05:07 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on ship and either at the back of the bridge by the wall of flat control panel or in Engineering near a wall of flat control panels. Geordi is standing in gold uniform and looking at the previously mentioned flat control panels at his reflection. He's not wearing his usual banana clip shaped eye visor band, instead we see his eyes. Caption, "I forgot what a handsome guy I am."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 01:40:14 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Generations scene. Kirk is on the bridge with technical panels and work stations behind him. He's in the classic red movie series uniform with the white marshmallow looking neckline and chest buckle. Here, he is standing and looks concerned. Closed caption reads, "Don't tell me, Tuesday."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Apr-2025 02:29:25 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're close in on Data's face. He's looking nervously to his left and wide eyed while holding an old fashioned black telephone receiver to his ear. Closed caption reads, "FREUD: Kill them."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 04-Apr-2025 16:54:28 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money." ('Have' is in italics)
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 02:04:30 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide. Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Apr-2025 04:48:00 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Shot is from The Last Jedi, IMO one of the 3 best Star Wars movies and no I will not be arguing with you about this in the comments. We're in a dark and smoke machiney future space room lit by some faint window light. A very pale Kylo Ren, sans scary mask, stands in the middle of the room as if frozen in time. He's wearing black pants with the waist hiked up pretty high like how older dad's wear pants, and he's shirtless and pretty swol. There's a lot going on here, even though there's not really much happening if that makes sense. No caption.
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Apr-2025 08:50:12 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Mar-2025 12:26:41 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Voyager scene. Tuvok in his gold uniform sits in a room with a big window behind him out to space and stars. He's got pointy eyebrows and ears because he is a Vulcan. Closed caption reads, "You're in love with a computer subroutine?"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Mar-2025 02:00:38 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Voyager scene. The EMH Doctor is pictured in uniform but also with a wrinkly light shirt scraggly worn over the uniform. He's standing directly in front of the camera as if he is speaking straight to the audience, looking back at us. He's squinting and looking grumpish. Closed caption reads, "Look at all this useless information floating around"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 29-Mar-2025 00:59:40 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Discovery scene. There's a guy in uniform standing in front of what is probably a big space window with stars in the background. But the guy, see, he's like glowing. So I think maybe he's a hologram. He also has a thin whispy lil bit of loaf on his forehead and cheekbone so he's mostly humanoid but also alien. Otherwise he's just talking. Closed caption reads, "One of my engineers called it a "shit-show." Which is Earth for "bad."
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 04:07:07 JST Star Trek Minus Context

#StarTrek #NSFW
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1. Ok, so it's a picture of an official Star Trek action figure from the heyday of The Next Generation. Encased in a plastic bubble against a cardboard backdrop is WORF, FIERCE KLINGON WARRIOR. The cardboard displays the Enterprise hovering over him grandly and around him is a lot of text I'll include below and some attachments you can add including a bat'leth and com badge that says in label maker font "WORF" just like they looked in the real TV show of course. Back to the Worf figure, his face is GRIMMACING and he's standing and leaning a little and has a questionable hand position showing. Like, imagine if you were holding a large blue ribbon sized cucumber like a sword, right near your waist or zipper region. Now, eliminate in your mind the large cucumber but keep the hand placement exactly as it would need to be to hold said cucumber. That's our toy Worf. The text in various places reads: STAR TREK NCC-1. THE NEXT GENERATION. SPACE. THE FINAL FRONTIER. NCC-1701-0 LIEUTENANT WORF. Chief Security of the Starship Enterprise. BONUS: Starfleet Action Base STARFLEET GEAR: Type II Hand Phaser Tricorder with Holster. Ceremonial Bat'telh Sword. Klingon Combat Blade. Klingon Sword. Ages 4 and up. ATTENTION COLLECTORS! Each figure individually numbered.
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 02:25:59 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek The One with the Whales movie scene (ST IV). We're in a hospital hallway circa 1980s. Bones is here in blue scrubs looking dejected while he stands next to a hospital bed draped in plastic. In the bed is an older lady with George's mom from Seinfeld vibes laying and looking generally unhealthy. Closed caption reads, "My God, what is this, the dark ages?"
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Star Trek Minus Context (nocontexttrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-2025 01:14:54 JST Star Trek Minus Context

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1. Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in the medical unit, and the good Doctor EMH is talking to Seven of Nine. Seven is a borgs (Tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) and has a metal eyebrow implant shaped like a dolphin. Ok so here, the EMH doc, he's uh, looking down at something. Like, in Seven's 'shirt' region. He has a bulging eyes kind of Beavis/BOI-YOI-YOING emphatic look on his face. No caption.
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