Notices by Begamit (begamit@kolektiva.social), page 3

@Mrfunkedude i hate facebook but i have to use it all for my stupid band booking shit. i hate it but i hate them all equally. oh, i don't use whatsapp tho.

The incredibly true adventures of four #basenji trouble makers

#dogsofmastodon

Butt or nut?

i'm always late to the party. i recently discovered how to cook with tumeric. it's not rocket science or anything but damn, it really brings out the flavor in everything.

@Mrfunkedude so bascially your mother dough is cannibal?

@Mrfunkedude twat did you feed her??

35°F is defacto shorts weather.... as long as the sun is out.

back in 1999, while i was working at a tech support firm in Portland, a cube mate says to me "this planet is going to be fucked in 25 years"...

he wasn't wrong.

before i make a dumb descision on moving to a new instance, i'm going to disable all my anti-tracking/ads plugins.

it might very well be at my end.

@Mrfunkedude whatever you do, don't get discouraged. glad you found something to make you bust a sweat.

@Mrfunkedude thanks for CW'ing your food. seriously.

@ForfarFairLady @Mrfunkedude lmao. i mean, aren't they proud of their creations?

@ForfarFairLady @Mrfunkedude and he blames it all on his dog. can you believe that?

@ForfarFairLady @Mrfunkedude Mr funk always thinkin about farts.

@Mrfunkedude lol. nah. i would never start an instance. no time, no desire. i'm done with tech shit. that's why i book gigs now.

@Mrfunkedude it's on the right side of the address bar.

@ForfarFairLady @Mrfunkedude i'll probably just find a new instance. i won't ditch mastodon altogether. the fediverse is rad!

@Mrfunkedude when you open the webapp, do you have "brave app" that can open your instance?

@Mrfunkedude just with the home timeline but even you said you had that issue.

@Mrfunkedude if that's the case, not sure how long i'll stick around. it's a huge show stopper for me. lag on a power computer sucks. so, it's either mastodon is poorly coded or my instance just sucks.