Notices by Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: (janl@narrativ.es), page 6

@danhon I am very serious. I had not figured that out. It sounds like search PM wanted a promotion over folders PM and got to try this to show the numbers that if you hide folders, people don’t use folders. What a clusterfuck.

@evan happy to help with cronjobbing this should you need it. ✌️

@mattly Ivory saves all this in SQLite anyway, so all I want is a GROUP BY sender view, really, the UI can then collapse by in-reply-to

@mattly *breaks out in tears at “novel”*

Is there a macOS and/or iOS Mastodon client that groups mentions by sender, ideally separated by time/conversation?

@thisismissem if you wear one of these things around me so will stab you with a knife ;D

@thisismissem yeah I don’t stab people with legit assistive devices. This isn’t that.

@mattly it sounds like you had a problem that GraphQL was roughly designed to solve. Right tool for the job and all. You’ll be the first to recognise that most people don’t have that problem and just npm install some acronym soup de jour ;)

@thomasfuchs and can’t be found if you search for it.

@thomasfuchs I think there is a rather big gap between what Mozilla looks from the inside and how they are perceived from the outside.

That causes employees to balk at criticism like this. But that’s a Mozilla problem, they need better PR to show the world what they are actually doing rather than chasing trends and putting all PR on that to chase the hacker news/reddit press

@thomasfuchs ffffff

@mattly that would be the WORST option for you.

“Open Source package registry*, better than the VC-funded one that is now owned by BigEvilCorp”

*also VC funded, so we have a few years before it is owned by BigEvilCorp or EvilBigCorp.

🙄

Dear “X’s syntax is heavily inspired by Ruby’s, so it feels natural to read and easy to write”, please do some programming language ergonomics research. A sizeable amount of us can’t deal with Ruby-like languages, me included. So if you say something like the above, you’re telling me I suck and I lose all interest in your X. ✌️

Do not use Chrome. Ffs. https://scholar.social/@ashedryden/112197489830332797

I swear to god, if y’all make me write the book “Building low-maintenance web apps” all by myself, Imma gonna be really cross. Can you not just figure this all out already? #huff

lol rip redis. What a time to be alive.

memcached is alive and well and what you need most of the time anyway #psa

I’m software developer with 25+ years of experience and I just spent 45 minutes chasing a - that should be a _. Don’t ever let anyone tell you these types of errors are not normal. ✌️

@emilygorcenski Ffffffffff! That’s not a bad idea!