Notices by aZa (aza1905@mastodon.social)

@kaia klaro.
-für Das Ausweisen bei Online-petitionen von der EU
- Elster
- (anstelle von) PostIdent für Sim-Karten oder so
- Arbeitsamt

Und wahrscheinlich ja ab bald auch für den Perso / Reisepass zum beantragen.

@kaia Mehrfach schon, jap.
Ich muss sagen, dass von allen digitalen dingen, der deutsche Staat hervorgebracht hat, die wirklich echt gut funktioniert. Also, die Webseiten sind immernoch alle unübersichtlich AF, aber Die Technik sich auszuweisen ist Idiotensicher und wirklich easy.

Immerhin eine Sache, die der Bund richtig gemacht hat.

(gibt aber trotzdem noch bessere möglichkeiten das umzusetzen)

@lain whats that?

@lain i dont care about the woman.

I only care about the jesus-pepe.

We need more of those.

@kaia i love the idea of a smart mirror!

But it will 1000% never get proper internet access, a camera or a microphone.

I'm paranoid enough to desolder the microphone from my Webcam thats always facing the wall, when i dont need it.

No way in hell would i place a camera in the room where i put down my pants. :AngeryCat:

@lain wär das hier reddit, würd ich jetzt ganz viel Reddit-Karma verlieren ✊😔

@lain man sollte den Frauen aber nicht mehr Geld geben, sondern den Männern weniger.

@kaia i need that. Where did you find it?

@kaia literally impossible

@kaia @bartholin my god this is so true.

I need that pin now

@kaia is it weird, that i often have the urge to lick things as well?

Should i get tested? :thonking:

@prettygood cute dog!! :BlobhajTinyHeart:

@kaia tax writeoff!

@prettygood then i'm just very unlucky or you are very lucky.

Anyways, i always have huge respect for people that Sonate blood. But i'll gladly keep myself away from that.

@prettygood yeah problem is, that i get a major panic attack if i dont focus 200% on myself.

+ i most likeley faint

And i can feel EVERYTHING (despite everyone who tells me otherwise).

Needle piercing my skin, needle stuck in my arm (it burns like hell) and pulling the needle out.

I can feel it and it hurts me like hell. I wish it was differently and i dont know why it is like that.

So overall, yeah needles and Me won't be friends

@prettygood cant, cause i am scared to death by needles :/

I would have loved to help with that, though.

@lain Firma dankt 🫡

@lain okay, jetzt will ich ne Quelle

@lain was bin ich sehend

@lain be careful, these hard drives die like crazy.

I replaced mine with an SD-card