Notices by Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party), page 7

My most sincere apologies as I was under the impression that the golden rule was about peeing.

People will say things like "I'd never stay in an abusive relationship" while simultaneously subjecting themselves to nonstop ads just so they can get their Words With Friends fix.

You can try to distract me with a woman wearing a shirt with a boob cutout and not one but TWO bucket hats, but your shoes will always be ugly, skechers.

It's FuriOsa not FuriosA!

@coffeepine The example in that post is terrible, but this is a serious matter in the United States.

We only have two possible candidates for election. Biden OR Trump.

Nobody wants either, but any vote not for Biden is a vote for Trump and that is definitely the worst outcome.

Nobody is excited or happy, but the most important thing is to ensure that our votes legitimately count as a vote against Trump.

As a result, Biden it is.

@coffeepine We're definitely angry, but this is our reality and we have to act responsibly in this election to ensure Trump doesn't win, so that means voting for Biden.

We already had this happen in the 2000 election when Al Gore and Bush Jr. were running and a bunch of people with good intentions voted for Nader, but that meant what likely would have been Gore votes were then split and pushed to Nader which resulted in Bush winning the election.

We've all been here before and it's VERY important that people vote for Biden to ensure that doesn't happen all over again.

It's a good thing Louis Pasteur had a decent last name to lend to an acceptable term like pasteurized milk because can you imagine if his last name was instead something like Jizzeur?

I don’t know why people justify owning guns by saying they bought the gun to protect themself and/or their family when it's only adding to the problem and especially when there are better solutions, such as my plan which is to fend off any attackers with the Judo skills I learned by watching my brother take lessons at the YMCA when we were in elementary school.

Sorry for the influx in posts today. I got a new burner phone and parental controls haven't kicked in yet.

PLEASE SEEK JUSTICE FOR ALICE McFLURRY!

Given my surname and my controversial opinion about McDonald's and their issues with ice cream machine reliability, in conjunction with what has been happening to Boeing whistleblowers, I would like to go on record by stating that, if I die within the next fifty years, there is at least a small chance that Big McDonald's had something to do with it.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was when McDonald's gave out those coupons for free sundaes when they totally knew their stupid ice cream machine was going to be broken.

It's so weird when chefs on cooking shows brag about cooking for former presidents when hundreds of McDonald's employees have cooked for Trump and you don’t see them bragging.

Bill Gates named his company after his penis and nobody even flinched.

The Hoover Dam is so impressive it should be called the Hoover Dayum.

I like when people tell me they unfollowed me as if I’m a subscription service that's somehow losing money as a result.

I don’t pay much attention to follower counts, but i realized I'm not far off from 10,000 which is bizarre for an average middle aged woman with no notable credentials or claim to fame, so I think it would be funny if I could hit 10,000; especially after that guy let me know he unfollowed me because he didn't like my dumb boner joke just so we can all be like TAKE THAT!

I like to live life on the edge by never orgasming.

@amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru That's because we stand on the toilet seat while we pee.

@amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru I 3D printed a little funnel and tube that spirals around my leg like a water slide so I can pee while standing.