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   Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:44 JST Alice McFlurry :bc:

   I like to live life on the edge by never orgasming.

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     Crystal_Fish_Caves (crystal_fish_caves@universeodon.com)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:35 JST Crystal_Fish_Caves

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     • paul
     • tuban_muzuru

     @Alice @amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru I feel a new Etsy store brewing....

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     Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:36 JST Alice McFlurry :bc:

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     • tuban_muzuru

     @amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru I 3D printed a little funnel and tube that spirals around my leg like a water slide so I can pee while standing.

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     paul (amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:37 JST paul

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     • tuban_muzuru

     @tuban_muzuru

     https://www.amazon.co.uk/female-urination-device/s?k=female+urination+device

     @Alice

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     tuban_muzuru (tuban_muzuru@ohai.social)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:39 JST tuban_muzuru

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     • paul

     @Alice @amiserabilist

     What's badly needed is a better engineered bit of porcelain exclusively for women.

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     Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:40 JST Alice McFlurry :bc:

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     • tuban_muzuru

     @amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru That's because we stand on the toilet seat while we pee.

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     paul (amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:41 JST paul

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     • tuban_muzuru

     @tuban_muzuru

     i have seen the state of ladies toilets and have questions.

     @Alice

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     tuban_muzuru (tuban_muzuru@ohai.social)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 09:50:42 JST tuban_muzuru

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     @Alice

     ... so God's making Adam and Eve...

     "Okay people, I'm getting to the bottom of my box of parts - who wants to pee standing up?

     "Memememe !" shouts Adam, jumping up and down.

     "Fine" says God. "Okay, last item, multiple orgasm."

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     Chicken :cqlgusu: (lookitmychicken@blorbo.social)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 10:38:31 JST Chicken :cqlgusu:

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     @Alice I wish this wasn't me