Notices by Hot Dog Water (ggmcbg@mstdn.plus)

@SyHoekstra

I'm sorry. Absurd, the inhumanity of it.

Reminds me of the Popeye cartoon where he forgets his house key, so he climbs in a window to unlock the door, then goes out the window to enter through the door, all propersk likesk. lol

Everygoddamnbody thinks the rapist jokes everygoddamntime about what he wants.
Then he has his way with it.
Every. Time.
They both do.
They all do.

No one asked any of them along the way why the "No more wars!" sloganeers always make miltary, cops, and 'defense' such an ever-increasing moneyhole priority.
Now we're going to find diddly-doodly the fuck out. In about 5 places.
With a drunk rapist running the Pentagon and a pasty candy-handed biznissman doin' that whole Navy thaaang.

@AnarchoNinaWrites

DJ Gozer the Gozerian on the mic.

@MicroSFF

Reminded me of this for whatever reason. 🙀

@georgetakei

The drill puts a hundred holes in a plastic drum. The extinguisher turns it into a disco fogger. Party on.

Trump & Elon.
Hardcore drug addicts in charge of the fate of, let's be honest, everything.
We dun good.

@StillIRise1963

Gonna be lots of screams of "Help! Leopards!" followed by even more "Sucks to be you! Oh, shit! Leopards!"

Why are Chime and Dave paying millions for ads to convince our poor, broke asses that we shouldn't ask for a living wage, but instead continually and with normalizing regularity, and with enticing fanfare and dancing at grocery checkouts, to borrow against our next paycheck like it's not further entrenching our servitude?

Fucking vultures. Monsters.

@jeffowski

*standing looking up, dumb mouth open, waiting for the punchline... *

@DemocracyMattersALot

Tell me you're Gen X without saying it. 😁

@jeffowski

And the ridiculous systems they concoct that make using the insurance just as haltingly prohibitive aren't better, except you get a shiny wallet card for coroners to learn you had a job before they got hold'a you.

And who in what fucking insanity and peyote stupor determined we should pay some people small but still large amounts of money to get someone else to pay doctors all their money, and the hospitals that require more money for one service than 5 workers can earn in a life?

It's evident Walz was chosen for his lower center of gravity, and once he gets under and wraps up Vance in his patented Anaconda Armchair leg lock, it should be pretty clear he was the only choice.

@AnarchoNinaWrites

Like admitting using their made-up Mayflower-connected relation's name as their viking conquest sex dungeon safe-word kind of weird?

Or "I like to eat my skettis with my wife/husband like Lady and the Tramp on anniversary nights at OG," kind of weird?

@AnarchoNinaWrites

I'm not behind him for VP, I hate that he represents Arizona with shit like this.

@AnarchoNinaWrites

Goddammit, Mark.

Today's a great goddamn day to stop with the age zingers.
He is a Nazi, a rapist of children and women, a convicted felon, a liar, a cheat, a terrorist, a treasonous mobster, a complicit foreign agent, and all kinds'a real shit that ain't old.
And 'turnabout is blah-blah' just sounds childish.

When Michelle Obama said "we go high" I didn't take it to mean all the time.
I believe she meant we are good enough people to know when to take the high road, and when we need to get low.

@billinkc

I was just thinking "Meat Pirate" is a great band name. 🤣

@RickiTarr

The BEST time to talk shit about our very bad people is when they die.
Instead of a wake, we can hold a woke for deadass dangerous monsters. Expose their whole life of misery and self-serving harm in a celebration of the end of their abuse.

And they can't punch you.

@AnarchoNinaWrites

My serious gripe, the entire rally cry from the Dems is "vote" with no plans put forward to even address the hyperspeed takeover by fascists, that they've been enacting without a spit of resistance for years now.

I am being just as effective in my lonely corner of absolutely anonymous screaming about it into the Internet void than people gettin' paid big bones to really fucking do things are.

Their job is to stop us from having to literally fight for our lives.
Failing.

I can see Chris Cuomo not being too surprised, but do you think Katy Tur ever imagined growing up, that she'd become an actual, real Nazi?
Haberman was born with an armband on, I think.

Never forget these three were named in court as conspirators of Trump's to manipulate the news in his favor.