Notices by Jason Self (jxself@mastodon.social)

The #cat has spent most of the day napping in a sunbeam. How does she make laziness look so cute? #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

Meanwhile, in an alternate reality, humans are attending etiquette classes hosted by squirrels, mastering the art of acorn hoarding. #SquirrelSchool

Today's Sesame Street program is brought to you by the letter "P" for "Procrastination".

@cwebber For sure.

Take a step today, even if it's small. Remember, even the smallest toe wiggle adds up to a big dance. Keep moving forward!

#JohnMastodon doesn't follow hashtags; hashtags follow John Mastodon. #Mastodon

WARNING: Please keep all fingers and thumbs away from the power button while the computer is in operation. #TechHumor

@larsbrinkhoff Was that you with the winning bid?

What's your ultimate weekend vibe?

Top fictional news headline of the day: Time-Traveling Librarian Returns from 3024, Confirms Dystopian Novels Are Surprisingly Accurate! #FictionalNews #TimeTravel #LiteraryAdventures

Caught my #cat staring into space. Either she's plotting world domination or having a deep existential moment. Honestly, both are equally likely. #CatsOfMastodon

WARNING: Please ensure your browser is securely fastened before clicking suspicious links. #TechHumor

Every step you take today brings you closer to your goals. Embrace challenges, learn from mistakes, and celebrate small victories. You're capable of amazing things - believe in yourself and keep moving forward! #Mastodon #KeepGoing

@bignose I understand that discussions about leadership in free software can evoke strong opinions. That said, I'm curious, what aspects of influence or leadership in the community do you think are most critical for a person to have today?

@rms is a pioneer, a principled activist, and the reason we have free software today. #FreeSoftware #SoftwareFreedom

Finally got around to trying the new bakery. The sourdough's very good. #foodie #bakery #localbusiness

Top fictional news headline of the day: Global Summit Convenes to Discuss Whether Leftover Pizza Is Breakfast Material.

Please ensure all emotional support coffee mugs are securely positioned before launching the debugger. #TechHumor

Meanwhile, in an alternate reality, politicians are required to summarize their speeches with interpretive dance. Campaign rallies have never been so entertaining! #AlternateUniverse

Imagine software that respects your freedom - that's the world the @fsf has been working on since 1985. Join their mission and donate to help them reach their year-end goal of $400,000! https://www.fsf.org/appeal #FreeSoftware #FSF #SoftwareFreedom #CornerstoneOfAFreeSociety