Notices by MostlyHarmless (mostlyharmless@thecanadian.social), page 6

The moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Being different from society will be punished, unless it's exploitable.

The world would be such a better place if pants actually did catch on fire when one lied.

People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.

It's the most Canadian headline...

I was sceptical before, but after seeing his management skills in action, I think allowing Elon to oversee the migration of Earth’s wealthiest elites to Mars is a great idea.

Someone just decided blue ink pens were equally as acceptable as black and everyone else just played along.

It’s easy to say with hindsight that NFTs are a stupid scam, but it was also pretty easy to say at the beginning and through the middle too.

Don't waste money on expensive earbuds. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to switch tracks, think of another song you like and hum that instead.

Always check your kids' Halloween candy... You can prevent the worst.

My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat. But in the end, he came around.

Life before the internet was awful. Your friend would be wrong about a trivial issue during dinner, and you just had to let it go.

This "One Laptop Per Child" thing... Where do I drop off the child and when do I get my new laptop?

If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time.

Every US labour law is like “employers are prohibited from butchering employees for meat, unless they have 15 employees and this would present undue hardship.”

A lot of conflict in the Old West might have been avoided if cowboy architects had simply made their towns big enough for everyone.

Kinda glad everyone got to see Elon run a social media website before we followed him to Mars.

You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died.

It's one solution, I suppose.

It's fun that some folks think a secret group of rich people control everything instead of the widely known group of rich people who control everything.

When I lost a tooth as a child the Tooth Fairy brought me a dollar. When I lose a tooth as an adult the Tooth Demon takes away $1,000.