Notices by LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st), page 4
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 08:54:11 JST
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@Twoinchdestroya @LTJG_Pliskin @Doll @IgnorantHussy @darniil That reminds me of "Die of Laughter," which is a Dnd podcast where the DM had all of these quests and side-quests built up in this carefully crafted world....
Only to have the entire cast remain in the starting tavern, trying to get high, drunk, and laid while every chance to engage in a quest passes them by...
Fucking 5 3-hour episodes in, and they finally decide to get into a quest... That was still inside the starting tavern...
Bizzlesnaff has the patience of a saint with those idiots...
Funniest shit, ever. -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 06:36:28 JST
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@darniil @D-Droid @LouisConde PolyUnsaturated Fatty Acids.
Unstable fats that corpos love to pump everything full of, since it's cheaper. -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 06:27:56 JST
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@D-Droid @LouisConde I tell you what, it's a lot more possible when you don't have Boomers in the house getting onto you daily for cooking from scratch.
Boomer Family: "Hey Lionel, you complain about picky eaters yourself while being picky about eating out! Jokes on you, AHAHAHA!"
*said while choking on soyslop deep-fried in PUFAs and slathered with fructose slop as their bodies degrade and age rapidly* -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 05:31:10 JST
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@grey A very sternly worded letter to... Liberals...
Terms include "BUT MUH SHOE ON DA OTHER FOOT" -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 05:04:08 JST
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@darniil But that was back when they were pretending to be normal, and the bread + circuses weren't in full swing, yet...
Juneteenth was added recently by the Uniparty to distract from the fact that they're raping your wallet's past, present, and future while working to send your kids off to die, so they can stud their gold-lined pockets with blood-diamonds as they pretty themselves up for one last trip to Margaritaville (on top of a hundred other crimes, that warrant violent execution of both them and their bloodlines).
I had an argument with a black coworker about this, and she was acting like it was the most important thing ever, without realizing that her stupid nigger ass was working that day while (((bankers))) and White Government Vogons were taking the day off. -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 04:41:08 JST
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Oh God, it's Black History Month.
I wonder what new holidays the white federal government will invent, to give themselves a paid day off work, while actual Black Americans who have to work that day celebrate them for it.
Gotta love the power of the urban psyop. -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 02:48:03 JST
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@darniil @Doll Alright, you caught me.
I already took the shit between those two posts. I've been recording the details of the aftermath.
TL,DR: My dog gagged as soon as I opened the door. -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 02:11:44 JST
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@Doll @darniil Gonna do to this toilet what Japan did to Nanking -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 01:52:53 JST
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Boutta take a pipe-bustin shit. -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Jan-2023 10:34:36 JST
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@LoneWanderer @TonyTheTiger @Doll @ShotgunShuffle @Sui @alfaniner @Bloomfer @zombiefinatic @jeffcliff GUISE I WAS JUST VENTING
I DIDNT MEAN TO START A RACE WAR ON FEDI
JESUS CALM DOWN ALL OF YOU -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Jan-2023 10:34:34 JST
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@Doll @LoneWanderer @ShotgunShuffle @Sui @TonyTheTiger @alfaniner @Bloomfer @zombiefinatic @jeffcliff ALL OF YOU
CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW
CALMATE CALMATE POR FAVOR -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Jan-2023 07:00:11 JST
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I'm at the lowest point in my life.
I want to give up. I really want to give up, and just starve in my bed until I die.
My mental health has been deteriorating for years, now. And it's at the lowest it's ever been. And I've no clue what to do. Therapist is trying to help me solve this naturally, but now even my parents are suggesting I go on anti-depressants.
I don't want to do that to myself.
I'm not going to dope myself up, just to survive an unnatural world that should have never existed. But leave it to the latchkey generation to take that kind of abuse, and live with it like the cucks they are.
They'll get to retire, as a reward for their suffering...
I'll never get to retire. I'll never get to rest. I'll never get to pursue my dreams, because the world keeps sucking the time, energy, and life out of me.
And I just don't know what to do...
I want to turn off, again. Just shut off the last shred of my humanity, and go on automatic until this all blows over.
But I know it'll never blow over...
It'll just keep getting worse, until it kills me.
I want to die, but I don't want to waste my life. But pretty much all life is a waste, in this day and age.
So many conflicting thoughts and emotions. No way to process it.
I guess I'll just... Keep going...
I don't have any other choice. -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 12:11:19 JST
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@mushroom_soup This is prime evidence of why you need a hobby outside of your work, even if your work is something you love. -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 09:02:20 JST
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@darniil @ShotgunShuffle @PinochetsCommieCopter I'm hoping it's fake, or just an out-of-context frame, because if this is deliberate, then that means a lot of money went into a production of this scale.
And the implications of that alone, are frightening... -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 09:02:19 JST
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@ArmadilloRancher @ShotgunShuffle @darniil @PinochetsCommieCopter I thought Spain was supposed to be based. Wtf is this shit? -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2023 08:19:13 JST
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@ShotgunShuffle @PinochetsCommieCopter Knowing how fucking bureaucratized literally everything is, nowadays....
This passed some sort of check and balance.... And that's.... That's scary.... -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 13:20:53 JST
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@darniil @Marko -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2023 07:05:47 JST
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@Marko Can the simulation slow the fuck down for one minute on this crazy shit??? -
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-2023 10:13:14 JST
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@Hoss @mushroom_soup Is that Globohomo-Goatse as their headline image?