Does Max fit into this bed? Not really. Is he going to let that stop him?
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 12:59:06 JST Dan Ports -
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 03:14:15 JST Dan Ports such a compelling offer from the utility company
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 07:37:43 JST Dan Ports realized that my knowledge of Japanese is not just extremely limited but also extremely specialized when I could say "I would like some grilled squid tentacles please" but had no idea how to ask for a glass of water
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-2024 09:24:29 JST Dan Ports Please congratulate @irene on a new senior researcher accomplishment: forgetting to register for the conference that she’s chairing.
(I also forgot to register for the conference, but everyone already expected that so someone actually registered on my behalf already!)
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 13:00:08 JST Dan Ports mathematically perfect
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jul-2024 07:21:07 JST Dan Ports 90% of the reason I buy this wine is to give it to my friends who teach intro CS.
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2024 06:42:29 JST Dan Ports @lina you could say that
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2024 06:40:32 JST Dan Ports @lina my employer seems particularly attached to it...
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2024 06:36:58 JST Dan Ports For the first time ever, I saw someone use Outlook flags to mark their email as "low priority"
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jul-2024 07:01:00 JST Dan Ports When I was in New Mexico a few months ago, I was so excited to have some flavorful chiles (peppers in Seattle are inexplicably bland) that I immediately ordered some to be shipped to me.
“Hey, it’s only slightly more expensive if I order 50lbs,” I thought, “that’d be a great deal!”
They just arrived and now I am coming to terms with how many green chiles 50lbs is.
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-2024 00:08:34 JST Dan Ports example card
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jun-2024 06:54:25 JST Dan Ports @jpsays yup! I have an awful lot of stuff to pick up there...
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jun-2024 06:54:24 JST Dan Ports @jpsays I have possibly an even larger set of pending orders at Full Pull but there's no way I can pick up both in the same day... unless I actually had a shipping container...
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jun-2024 06:54:14 JST Dan Ports @eeide I used to hold an event at my house for UW's visit days, which means that there is now an entire generation of systems PhDs who I don't necessarily remember meeting but who then tell me "oh, I have been in your house!"
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jun-2024 06:53:52 JST Dan Ports Contacted the local wine shop about picking up some orders, and they told me that they have a crane available if I can accept an intermodal shipping container.
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 12:58:09 JST Dan Ports snoot
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Friday, 03-May-2024 18:18:07 JST Dan Ports I don't understand why everyone here isn't already talking about how James Mickens spent his sabbatical recording a metal album where all the band members are himself.
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 07:02:31 JST Dan Ports Little-known fact: if you chair NSDI, you can get upgraded to an even better view of… the stadium parking lot.
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 06:34:55 JST Dan Ports It has now been 6 years since I was banned from home decor.
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Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 01:23:28 JST Dan Ports I'm hearing that Broadcom has quietly decided to stop renewing VMware employees' H-1B visas as a way to lay them off without having to pay severance, and, wow, what a shitty thing to do.