Notices by Eris (eris@gleasonator.com), page 4
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@augustus @Moon @sim @Suzu It was almost perfect, except female bishops were present. I threw my remote at the TV and broke it when I saw one so I missed the last parts.
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@augustus @Suzu @Moon @sim Technically the British monarch has the authority to dismember the faggot government any time he wants, the royal family are just pussies and won’t do it cause they’re scared of getting beheaded in a civil war.
At least the coronation was really cool.
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@Suzu @Moon @augustus @sim I’m not talking about kings that let a parliament democratically run the empire on their behalf.
I’m talking about a true king, with absolute sovereignty.
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@sim @Moon @augustus Democracy is fucking dumb. You know what can’t be forged? An edict from a monarch. We should bring back kings.
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@augustus @Moon So true king.
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@Moon @augustus There’s zero evidence, it’s just a presumption of Westerners and their puppets overseas that no one would choose union with Russia because the Boomers grew up on ridiculous anti-Slav propaganda.
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@IgnorantHussy @ventkun @Twoinchdestroya Family is important!
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@IgnorantHussy @Twoinchdestroya @ventkun Nothing on the West Coast can beat East Tennessee.
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@IgnorantHussy @ventkun @Twoinchdestroya I know that family is important because I don’t have any.
When I was a boy, after my father left, my mother died of stomach cancer. I became angry at the world, at God, and vowed I would find a way to bring her back. So I began to study the occult, I found a teacher at the Satanic Temple, and after 3 long years, I had the winning formula. All it took was Water (48 L)(48 kg), Hydrogen - 5.35 kg, Oxygen - 42.6 kg, Carbon (11.2 kg), Ammonia (3.2 L)(2.25 kg), Nitrogen - 1.85 kg, Hydrogen - 400 g, Lime (1.27 kg), Oxygen - 362 g, Calcium - 908 g, Saltpeter (625 g), Nitrogen - 86.3 g, Oxygen - 297 g, Potassium - 242 g, Phosphorous (605 g), Salt (200 g), Sodium - 78 g, Chlorine - 121 g, Sulfur (182 g), Sodium Bicarbonate (157 g), Oxygen - 89.7 g, Sodium - 43 g, Carbon - 22.4 g, Hydrogen - 1.9 g, and a few drops of blood.
But when I performed the ritual, it went horribly wrong. Instead of my mother, what I created was a terrible gorey creature incompatible with life, and the price, to my horror, was my right arm and my left leg. Luckily, I made no small amount of noise, so the neighbors found me before a bled out and rushed me to the hospital. But to this day, I have to wear prosthetics.
Anyway, the moral of this story is, be grateful for your family while they’re still around.
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I confronted GPT with a literal historical fact about a subversive figure in Church history and he pulled a Reddit.
HURR DURR. SOURCE?
Hey, dumb nigger, it’s not collected in one place yet. There is a book on Anastasius coming out late this year, but how fucking bizarre that it would know to take the Satanist position before it has the information.
RT: https://mostr.pub/objects/7d225167a07024cc4ea65fbfa348ca2496f36f1ff2e304f02b6f34ea623afedb
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I come back to the Catholic Church for less than two werks and immediately Pope Francis reminds me why I quit in the first place. Life is hard. Hopefully he goes to Hell soon.
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@40dba08627a2f2c69c3031666149b567168f049894aa5c42203a3920a3de8483 @76c71aae3a491f1d9eec47cba17e229cda4113a0bbb6e6ae1776d7643e29cafa @alex @strypey @5be6446aa8a31c11b3b453bf8dafc9b346ff328d1fa11a0fa02a1e6461f6a9b1 Once porn is illegal worldwide we need to gut all forms of blocking.
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@40dba08627a2f2c69c3031666149b567168f049894aa5c42203a3920a3de8483 @alex @strypey @5be6446aa8a31c11b3b453bf8dafc9b346ff328d1fa11a0fa02a1e6461f6a9b1 @76c71aae3a491f1d9eec47cba17e229cda4113a0bbb6e6ae1776d7643e29cafa Hmm… Well maybe they should just cope and seethe.
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@40dba08627a2f2c69c3031666149b567168f049894aa5c42203a3920a3de8483 @alex @strypey @5be6446aa8a31c11b3b453bf8dafc9b346ff328d1fa11a0fa02a1e6461f6a9b1 @76c71aae3a491f1d9eec47cba17e229cda4113a0bbb6e6ae1776d7643e29cafa Can’t ruin what was never good.
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@40dba08627a2f2c69c3031666149b567168f049894aa5c42203a3920a3de8483 @alex @strypey @5be6446aa8a31c11b3b453bf8dafc9b346ff328d1fa11a0fa02a1e6461f6a9b1 @76c71aae3a491f1d9eec47cba17e229cda4113a0bbb6e6ae1776d7643e29cafa If Alex makes it good I’ll use it.
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@40dba08627a2f2c69c3031666149b567168f049894aa5c42203a3920a3de8483 @alex @strypey @5be6446aa8a31c11b3b453bf8dafc9b346ff328d1fa11a0fa02a1e6461f6a9b1 @76c71aae3a491f1d9eec47cba17e229cda4113a0bbb6e6ae1776d7643e29cafa I don’t think that’s true, unless more have added it since I was on Nostr. It was only on a few of them at first.
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@strypey @40dba08627a2f2c69c3031666149b567168f049894aa5c42203a3920a3de8483 @76c71aae3a491f1d9eec47cba17e229cda4113a0bbb6e6ae1776d7643e29cafa @5be6446aa8a31c11b3b453bf8dafc9b346ff328d1fa11a0fa02a1e6461f6a9b1 @alex Not likely, all you have to do it unsub from mostr relays.
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@alex @strypey @76c71aae3a491f1d9eec47cba17e229cda4113a0bbb6e6ae1776d7643e29cafa @5be6446aa8a31c11b3b453bf8dafc9b346ff328d1fa11a0fa02a1e6461f6a9b1 You should have supported NIP 19. That’s what all the clients use so it’s hard to find Nostr accounts from Fedi.
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@alex Nvm it was a Brave setting.
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@alex I tried to do it with fe.soapbox.pub and this happened.
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