Notices by abadidea (0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange)

It’s here. I can confirm that the Chinese textbook for children that licensed “Assassin’s Creed as drawn by the son of the Mr. Men artist” is 100% real. Here’s Mr. Ezio explaining irony in literature

@mcc in this case it was an encrypted drive which makes me really Not trust it will actually work in all cases

I think the main problem with kids these days is that they will just yank a USB stick out of the port without properly ejecting it to finalize any pending writes

I had to wade through several miles of waist-deep mud and leaves (in European numbers, this is one kilometer and ankle-deep) and brave a vicious onslaught of sleet, but I found the office alive

Due to the latest variation of “something bad happened on the train tracks between Amsterdam and Rotterdam, again!” I am currently literally lost in the woods on my way to the office where I’ve worked for three years

Good news for you and your loved one: we've been price gouging so blatantly that the government is literally forcing us to lower our prices for prison phone calls!

(Still 25 cents per 1MB jpeg attached to emails though, apparently.)

found a children's educational book on ali express which claims to have licensed the most stunning crossover I have ever seen

to quote an old tweet of mine:

Put the date in your paper. Put the date in your pastebin. Put the date in your blogpost. Please, the date, put it.

I got mail from the government of Amsterdam with a return address in Enschede. Amsterdam can’t afford office space in Amsterdam

losing my mind at the mandatory IT corporate training which has a table for how long it takes to crack passwords of a certain length — to drive home that every additional character is an order of magnitude in cracking complexity — but they helpfully provide sample passwords that are abc, abcd, abcde, abcdef…, which is self-defeating the message to a truly impressive degree

Photos of Odin taken from his own eye level are starting to look really fake. Couch for scale

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Thank you Windows, I’ll keep that in mind

@MonniauxD there is none. it's an AI-generated flag. there has always been exactly 13 stripes because they symbolize the founding 13 states.

maybe posting American flags with 11 stripes and 38 stars to announce your appointment to high government office should be considered an automatic disqualifier for getting to hold high government office

Sending me documentation in the form of several PDFs in a zip file: normal.

Sending me documentation in the form of several PDFs embedded as active content in a one-slide powerpoint file: anyone need a subject for their doctorate in psychology?

me: hey Linux, why'd the wifi stop?

Linux: wrong password

me: what do you mean wrong password? it wasn't the wrong password when you downloaded all that stuff five minutes ago

Linux: dunno. wrong password.

me: well I am extremely confident that my own wifi's password didn't change in the last five minutes, but here, I will enter it again

Linux: yeah no that's not the password

me: I literally pasted this from your sister Macbook's configuration. She's connected to the wifi, she says it's working

Linux: that's because Macbook is a sluuuuu--

me: *holds down the power button to suffocate Linux and reboots it*

Linux: wow! that was weird. guess you changed the router's wifi password while I was out because it works now

@mjg59 how come I never seem to run into any of these women? all I can find are these chicks with masters degrees and/or fifteen years of demonstrable experience

Have you heard the good news about Odin

(Reader, I was absolutely soaked in drool by the end of this.)

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*yanks open kitchen cabinet and glares at the cups* heard y’all were up to something. I’ve got my eyes on you, daemons

This is the face he’s pulling after that grand act of betrayal

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