Notices by Antifa Franklin (yaldi@jorts.horse)

just heading down the local

Earlier today I was sitting on the couch when I got a snap from my boys gc. I opened it and my gf saw it and it was a video of my friend Braedon peeing, and you could see his whole dick. She freaked out and was like, "why is someone sending you a dick pic?" But I explained to her it wasn't a dick pic it was a Piss Test. I explained to her what I'll explain now. 1/?

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I would simply not get into the river of literal shit and piss, it would be easy for me.

Good news, river Thames now 94% piss.

@kaia

billionaires should take note at just how much normal people rejoice when they die

mothman sighting

@AnarchoNinaWrites love the cognitive dissonance on display to call the democrats a non-fascist party

@stavvers @siege he resigned as tory leader not as an MP

@GossiTheDog year of the linux desktop baby

@babe

@goatsarah too embarrassing

My husband and I, along with 2 couples we're friends with decided to go on a backpack camping trip. All of us, except my husband are experienced campers. I was very surprised he wanted to go, but also happy he wanted to participate in an activity I enjoy.

Before the camping trip, we all met up multiple times, and discussed what to bring and agreed we needed to pack as lightly as possible. We would be carrying everything in backpacks and sleeping in hammocks. My husband also agreed with this.

The day of the trip my husband packed, 8 outfits, 5 pairs of shoes, 4 pairs of swim trunks, and 5 pairs of pajamas, along with an inflatable queen size mattress, matching sheet and comforter set, battery operated air pump, portable white noise machine, laptop, tablet, portable hotspot and charger. There was some other stuff but I don't recall what those were. Naturally, he packed more than anyone else.

When we arrived with our friends to our destination, it was a several mile hike to where we planned to set up at. My husband started trying to delegate to the others who should carry what of his stuff. I told him we all agreed that we'd each carry our own gear and that meant he's responsible for his. He argued back saying he had more than he could handle and needed help, and he didn't bother to use a backpack but instead 2 full size roller suitcases.

My husband ended up being far more worn out than the rest of us because of how much he had to carry. Now he's tired, cranky and sore, and still saying I was unreasonable to expect him to carry all of that on his own.

When my husband was packing, I reminded him what he needed to bring and told him he's way over packing to be practical. He insisted he needed everything he packed as well as insisted on using the roller suitcases as carrying a backpack is too embarrassing for him.

@babe only opportunity millions of Brits have to be a homeowner

@siege how did you manage this youtube just wants to give me videos of people washing carpets

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