Notices by William Heber Percy (wilpercy@mstdn.social)

@lowqualityfacts his Holiness plays a mean round of Poper.

@lowqualityfacts Ferdinand commissioned a portrait. The critics panned it, but most people agreed with Da Vinci that to call the likeness an assassination was unnecessarily harsh.

The sitter said he wouldn’t stand for another.

@lowqualityfacts had one. Wouldn’t buy one again. It gets loose at the point where the long tube joins the main part of the vacuum.
And James Dyson is a Brexity type who went off to Singapore.

@lowqualityfacts Asante and kwaheri.

@ChristianRiegel @StillIRise1963 juggle the letters and you get Return of the Shit.

@lowqualityfacts no dirt on whom? Khartoum?

@lowqualityfacts I’d be wary of any product with ‘piracy’ in its name. In fact, I’d wash my hands of the whole thing.

@lowqualityfacts I heard that’s deleste of it.

@lowqualityfacts Do not, under any circumstance ape this behaviour.

@lowqualityfacts the 1929 victims of Al Capone’s henchmen were left feeling singularly dead, and no antidepressant could alter that fact. Cruel indeed.

@lowqualityfacts saw a working Beagle at Narita airport last week. It was insistent about sniffing people’s luggage.

Are you sure you not confusing them with Bald eagles?

@lowqualityfacts I thought rabies were red precious stones much favored in crowns, tiaras and similar head gear.

@lowqualityfacts but it still ranks behind taking a nap after you go to bed.

@lowqualityfacts it’s a comma misconception but you are, wrong.

@lowqualityfacts That’s according to the French transcript. Nixon maintained that he’d said ‘sweeter’.

@lowqualityfacts did the real GC really say that? Sure it wasn’t a clone, eh?

@lowqualityfacts mosstly green, mind.

@lowqualityfacts fun fact: mammoths were so rare that the construction teams building the Taj would play a game they called ‘Where’s Woolly’ during their chai breaks.

@lowqualityfacts if the two events had been any closer it wouldn’t have become known as a remote.

@lowqualityfacts after selling them? A creative business model: leave them wanting more.