Notices by D. G. Marshall (davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social), page 2

@br00t4c

Adjudicated rapist says what?

@bruces

Could some company do the same thing to him? Inappropriately trademark a word that's been in the language for many years, so no one else can use it? May I suggest "Musk"?

@br00t4c

Careful, Mike. Remember, Alex Jones claimed Sand Hook parents were "Paid Actors", and it cost him a billion dollars.

@charliejane

This.

I've put so much effort into making my fictional villains people who do their bad things for believable reasons.

And not one of them was simply I Hurt People Because I Like To Hurt People.

@br00t4c

He is a Man of Steal.

@br00t4c

Of course there's no training manual for this.

Moose can't read.

@RickiTarr @Lana

Why does a roomba need a gun? The roomba has no natural predators.

@br00t4c

We were there, next year, because time travel.

@br00t4c

How quickly can a vegetarian piranha strip a cabbage down to the bone?

@pluralistic

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Dear #Microsoft

When I open a new blank document in Word, I want to open a new blank document.

I don't want a document with "Select the icon or press Alt + i to draft with Copilot" in large unfriendly letters across the top of the page.

This is not a blank document.

I don't want #Copilot

I've tried to uninstall #Copilot

#Copilot no longer shows up in the list of apps, but it still keeps butting in while I'm trying to write.

@br00t4c

“...the heartwarming books that speak to power of friendship, resolve and acceptance."*

*unless you're trans.

@soc_i_ety @oldredsubby

As I recall, Jesus was known for kindness, compassion, healing the sick, and feeding the poor.

Trump wants to save people from everything Jesus was supposed to be.

@br00t4c

Not how I imagined the zombie apocalypse.

@cavyherd @rupert

You don't want to be disconnected.

@rupert

A subscription to No Guillotines.

@br00t4c

So, Musk is using his decreased ad revenue to claim Xitter is too small and insignificant for this law to apply to them, while also *checks notes* suing companies that stopped advertising on Xitter.

@br00t4c

To boldly croak where no frog has croaked before.

@br00t4c

But "A.I." companies can't afford to pay the writers and artists they stole from?

@br00t4c

The Handmaid's Tale, like all dystopian fiction, was a warning, not an instruction manual.