Notices by David Marshall (davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social), page 2

@br00t4c

If it doesn't stop them stealing my data for their "A.I." Plagiarism Engines, it's not anti theft.

#Enshittification

@br00t4c

Because the scientists can't work out where the whales got those crossbows?

@br00t4c

There is a reason why a bunch of lions is called a "pride".

@br00t4c

I'm sorry, but I can't accept the words "ethics" and "A.I." in the same sentence when "A.I." companies sell a slurry of plagiarism they vomited out by "ethically" violating the copyright of every writer, artist, singer, and actor on earth.

@br00t4c

Unpresidented!

@br00t4c

When is it getting settings that let you avoid Copilot and Recall?

@br00t4c

Everything I need to know about Copilot+ is how to subtract it from my laptop.

@br00t4c

I already have super-incompetent colleagues.

@br00t4c

Well, it is a Boeing.

Gnome Improvement

#MakeASitcomParanormal
#HashTagGames

@br00t4c

*Hyper-Sexual Zombie Cicadas is not a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spin-off

@georgetakei

A broken time machine is right twice a millennium.

@goatsarah @melissabeartrix

They usurped the throne?

@SimonCHulse @RickiTarr @GayDeceiver

Because the megacorp owner never created anything, he just took the credit for the accomplishments of the previous owners (before he bought them out) or his current employees.

Suddenly, there's this superhero, getting credit for saving people! That credit belongs to Mr Megacorp, because without him, this superhero wouldn't exist!

What about his poor, undernourished ego? Won't somebody think of the poor billionaires?!

Ground Control to Major Tomcat

#SciFiACat
#HashTagGames

@georgetakei

Maybe he's not comparing himself to her.

Maybe he's just laying the groundwork for his next alias.

@ryanhoulihan

Fair enough.

@ryanhoulihan

Is abinary a word?

Does that work for you?

Or is it just as bad?

I'm thinking like asexual.