Notices by D. G. Marshall (davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social)

@br00t4c

To boldly go, before the funding gets cut.

@br00t4c Cadet Bone Spurs says what about kids?

@br00t4c

Elon Musk!

#WritersCoffeeClub 27 April: What does a session of writing look like for you?

*Writes ridiculous satirical plot point*

*Checks online to see if any writer has written this before*

*Finds satirical plot point is actually today's news headline*

*Writes even more ridiculous satirical plot point*

*Checks online...*

@br00t4c

I support all efforts to jail Trump for 2028 years.

@br00t4c

🎶 Lucy in the sky, with asteroids🎶

@br00t4c

Octarine, the colour of magic.

@br00t4c

Because lions will eat off your hand? And arm. And leg.

@StillIRise1963

The richest man in the world once promised to end world hunger.

Looks like his plan is to let the hungry starve to death.

@cstross @Remittancegirl @logomancer @jzillw

"Trump could die of a heart attack tomorrow, JD Vance could fall off a ladder fellating a duck, and Mike Johnson could choke on a cucumber while wearing a bondage harness..."

Finally! A science fiction writer whose work should actually be an instruction manual for the Alt-Reich.

I've got you,
Under my skin,
I've got you,
Deep in the heart of me,
So deep in my heart,
That I think you're really a chestburster,
I've got you,
Bursting through my skin

#UhOhASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

@br00t4c

Stolen by scraper bots for AI slop, or cancelled by the Department of Government Inefficiency for DEI or fraud?

@br00t4c

Adjudicated rapist says what?

@bruces

Could some company do the same thing to him? Inappropriately trademark a word that's been in the language for many years, so no one else can use it? May I suggest "Musk"?

@br00t4c

Careful, Mike. Remember, Alex Jones claimed Sand Hook parents were "Paid Actors", and it cost him a billion dollars.

@charliejane

This.

I've put so much effort into making my fictional villains people who do their bad things for believable reasons.

And not one of them was simply I Hurt People Because I Like To Hurt People.

@br00t4c

He is a Man of Steal.

@br00t4c

Of course there's no training manual for this.

Moose can't read.

@RickiTarr @Lana

Why does a roomba need a gun? The roomba has no natural predators.

@br00t4c

We were there, next year, because time travel.