@mcc @glyph @SnoopJ I once "came to" and was at my computer with 8 versions of nodejs installed and had no memory of installing even one.
Notices by Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 06:39:10 JST Owen Nelson -
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 07:57:11 JST Owen Nelson I love a web UI where you need to click _off_ of an overlay to dismiss it, but you literally can't find another part of the page that doesn't also respond to clicks so you're constantly looking for slivers of negative space between things to delicately place your cursor on.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:10 JST Owen Nelson It's never been easier to make a movie.
This is very much a "some people got some digital video camcorders and that's all they spent money on" movie.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:10 JST Owen Nelson #NowWatching Amityville Vampire (2021)
Uh. Yup. That's what it's called.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:09 JST Owen Nelson Pretty sure they left the camera's autofocus on and it's just going wild when it thinks the subject is something unexpected passing through the frame.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:09 JST Owen Nelson Camera operator can't figure out how to keep the shot in focus.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:09 JST Owen Nelson It just occurred to me some of these interior shots are handheld, not for the effect, but rather because they're shooting in real spaces instead of on sets and probably don't have room for a dolly or tripod.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:09 JST Owen Nelson I think I remember some story about how you can't copyright "Amityville" so there's just a bunch of garbage out there without any real link to that movie.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:08 JST Owen Nelson This is the first time I've seen a movie featuring a big titty vampire who has nipple piercings.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:08 JST Owen Nelson Also, he's wearing sneakers and a very mass-manufactured button-down shirt.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:08 JST Owen Nelson I think this guy is meant to be in 17th century garb, but I notice now he's wearing cargo pants with velcro flaps.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 03:26:08 JST Owen Nelson Nobody even tried to light this shot.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 05:28:59 JST Owen Nelson One interesting side-effect of the fracturing of the streaming space in this post-netflix-is-the-only-streamer-in-town era is now we get to see how the various media companies are organized. The corporate structure, who owns who, is starkly reflected in what shows up in one catalog or another.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-2024 15:41:46 JST Owen Nelson The way this script works, it's as if we're watching someone LP a point-and-click adventure game.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-2024 15:41:46 JST Owen Nelson I poured myself a scotch and I'll do a small, weak amount of hobby hacking while this movie happens to me. It's an assault. I don't know why I keep coming back to it.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-2024 15:41:46 JST Owen Nelson #NowWatching Things (1989)
Purportedly the "worst movie ever made." Thank you, Canada.
This is a direct-to-video Canadian horror which was shot on Super-8, then dumped to VHS and slapped onto unsuspecting video store shelves.
Watching this for the love of the game. I don't know how many times I've seen it, but this is just one more. It's like eating stinky cheese or that fruit that smells real bad.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-2024 15:41:45 JST Owen Nelson It's over. Thank god.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 21-Apr-2024 23:35:32 JST Owen Nelson @mjg59 beefy miracle is the only fedora release I could name off the top of my head.
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 17:13:00 JST Owen Nelson @fluffy never trust that fucking mouse is all I'm saying
-
Embed this notice
Owen Nelson (onelson@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 11:28:35 JST Owen Nelson @mcc so hold up. Was there a way?