Notices by thepoliticalcat (thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social)

@Colin I thought you might enjoy this list of violations of contract that you might wish to share with your humans, dear.

@Colin Oops, I forgot to include the list:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p5bpeVm4xzY

This is Milo. He has rules.

Things seem a bit dire in TX, r n. I wonder if TX will get any FEMA money?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxVPdKih-Xw

Because I think Muck got rid of FEMA, right?

Celebrating gua ya multicultural heritage, lor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzGbIZRH5so

Check out this wonderful Malaysian Bharata Natyam dancer!

@Nonilex Right now, his P/E are so bad that you would be risking a wipeout. The value of Tesla CANNOT rise again as a stock because Tesla has NO resale value. Nobody wants a Swasticar. Tesla CANNOT come back after this, and investing in him would be throwing good money after bad.

@emory @Nonilex Yes. He's a delusional bumblefuck who bought all these shiny toys other people made, and tried to profit from them. Now he's broken Twitter and Tesla, and SpaceX and his stupid Starlink project that he's using as a weapon against other nations are not going too well. What else will he destroy?

@Remittancegirl @SuneAuken @emory @Nonilex Consider his upbringing. A narcissistic, delusional psychopath for a father, an equally narcissistic lunatic for a mother. He trusts no one. He doesn't even believe his girlfriend Grimes is a real person. Of COURSE he ends up using drugs to self-medicate. Bet he abuses alcohol, too.

@Remittancegirl @SuneAuken @emory @Nonilex I used to read a great deal on the psychology of fucked-up people. People like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer, et al. I really wanted to KNOW how people become evil.

I no longer care. I'm just hurt and furious that they keep hurting other people who have done nothing to deserve it.

One of the funniest women in comedy these days, British Nigerian lesbian, brilliant, funny, wild:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWZ6GULEw0g

She's incredible, fr fr.

@johnlogic Late-stage capitalism has broken HP's brains. They used to be one of the best companies in the Silly Valley. Now they straight up acting like predators, pissing off customers.

@skinnylatte Starting to recover and feel better, maybe it's time to start another food learning journey.

Dear Canada:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SPYIDpj8Rvc

Thank you for being a good neighbor! Keep up the boycotts!

Spite keeps the engines turning:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ziuo5zf5NBU

Although it doesn't seem to be working for the Cybertrucks. Demand has cratered.

Damn, why are all these trans people allowed to run around raping people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosIf6UB2Oc

Oh, it's NOT trans folks? What you say? It was a Christian pastor?

#YetAnotherGoodChristian

Something tells me Muck's having a really awful, no-good, horrible ... life?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BafLW4f-4uo

Hertz just lost BILLIONS on their fleet of Teslas. Keep it up, people!

Wow, some people seem rather irate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoCCN8kLQgs

Seems the constituents are not happy with their Republican constituents.

Please join me in celebrating the current beat-down of Republicans BY THEIR CONSTITUENTS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoCCN8kLQgs

@_L1vY_ @Darkphoenix I don't find blood gross, I just faint at the sight of it. Anyone's blood.

@_L1vY_ @Darkphoenix We'll probly need first aid after banging our heads on something while fainting. 😂 😂

@_L1vY_ @Darkphoenix Some inexperienced young thing was doing a blood draw on me, when the needle popped out and blood sprayed all over the wall. Of COURSE I passed out. They brought me juice before turning me loose.