Notices by Colin (colin@fluffy.family)

I must formally register my displeasure with today’s weather. The sky is behaving in a most intolerable manner and the cold is entirely unacceptable. I have tried glaring at it, but it's not improving. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #FediCat

@thepoliticalcat we have snow, hail and ice. The tall one tells me I can't complain as it's significantly warmer than Finland and I am not going outside anyway. However, I still wish to complain.

@thepoliticalcat oh no! Where is the cat food being kept if you have no kitchen?

@thepoliticalcat but cat food is in the kitchen!!!

@thepoliticalcat tell him that I recommend coughing up a massive furball on the floor to show his dissatisfaction at the current situation. How long will this terrible cat food based situation go on for? Does he have enough furball ready? I can send one if that helps.

@thepoliticalcat I am on snow watch as we are due a storm. #StormGoretti

The humans have rudely shut the blind so I can't look out of the window any more. It's an outrage.

#CatsOfMastodon #cats

A very difficult #Caturday. I was fascinated by the shredding of paper. A small piece became lodged in my whiskers but I was unable to remove it, which caused me some distress. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Just for the record, I found it like this. I may have got toilet paper in my mouth, but that's because I was sniffing it to see who the culprit is. I am sitting here to alert the humans to its presence. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Fedicats.