Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 6

@sun @arcana @eemmaa @mischievoustomato @lucy @tiskaan @teratology

elon in 2014: we're gonna be on mars in 10 years

Elon in 2024: roleplays as his infant son on twitter

we should fund NASA.

@arcana @eemmaa @mischievoustomato @lucy @tiskaan @teratology sure, but that will never actually happen without some kind of complete collapse that hurts the citizens of the country far more than politely asking the tax money to improve infrastructure and health care and food for old people than deciding all of our tax money needs to go to spaceX bailouts and lockheed martin

the funniest thing to me about that "stoner society vs alcoholic society" meme is that the stoner societies existed in near perfect equilibrium and sustainability until the alcoholic societies ruined themselves and their homelands to the point of needing to go kill the stoner societies for resources

just like with humans

@meso@netzsphaere.xyz @lucy @maija @meso@the.asbestos.cafe get out ahead of this repression while youre still young, trust me

@hourmutt @sun the prose is drier than particle board. I've read KIA owners manuals with more flair and aptitude for language. it's the kind of book that people read in 7th grade and, having not read a book since, remember being "totally epic"

@hourmutt @sun objectively incorrect assumption, but thanks for playing.

okay I feel better now

bleh

y'all my thanksgiving spread is going to FUCK

@snacks @hourmutt @sun lovecraft reads like someone who had an existential panic attack every time he looked out a window

@hourmutt @sun and I will say on the record I think stuff like Warhammer 40k kicks ass, there's just something about herberts prose that turns me off

@moth_ball @hourmutt @sun @zonk
"I hate white women" has just become culturally acceptable shorthand for "I hate all women" and Quite Frankly it is racist

male adult contemporary authors don't spend two paragraphs describing the breast physics of every female character upon their introduction challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

@snacks @hourmutt @sun and it took him 6 parts to do that. the women up until stone ocean except for Lisa Lisa are RIDICULOUS, and even then, Lisa Lisa reads to me as "i wish this was my mom

@hourmutt @sun Araki goes out of his way to not write women because he doesn't get them and honestly it does JoJo a lot of favors. I want to see huge men punch each other (or in Dunes case, huge men backstab each other

@hourmutt @sun one of the things with his writing (and lots of SF in general) is the fact you can kinda tell a lot of old school male SF authots have never spoken to a woman that didn't birth them, and there's nothing wrong with that necessarily, but it's very silly

@sun @hourmutt beer. explosions. mad max movies. call of duty

@zonk @hourmutt @sun talk an awful lot of shit for someone who enjoys my cooking so much btw >;)

@hourmutt @sun i think the interesting thing about it being a "guy book" is that Paul's entire arc is "you're a boy, BUT you have special Woman Powers