Notices by Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: (beaveinflow@mstdn.ca)

My boyfriend: Good morning!

Me: you can detonate the bomb or you can back away slowly. Choose wisely.

I hope for world peace and also that all the people I like will eventually be on one social media platform.

You have to be okay with being not okay in order to be okay again someday.

How I look when someone calls me cheeky. #Caturday

@RickiTarr @Mary625 beautiful faces 🫶🏻

@bleakfuture @RickiTarr @Mary625 what an adorable kitten! Here’s more of Poe.

[God creating humans] And when they’ve lived approximately half their lives, make their bodies hurt for no reason, give them permanent indigestion and ensure they never get adequate rest again until they die.

@thanius lolololol

Golden hour pond life.

Just wait until they find out Barbie isn’t recyclable.

Anyone who says they like me for my personality 🚩

One of my favourite parts of being on mastodon is that you don’t need to maintain a specific brand like you do elsewhere. I can be sad, share garden photos and tips or talk about my vagina and engage with a mosaic of people. I love it.

@thanius tell me about it

I’ve come across a lot of turtles and not one of them was a ninja.

Sorry I can’t come into work next week, my rate limit has been exceeded.

@LikeItOrLumpIt @trz well now I’m blushing 🥰💕😂

What size of shovel does one need to effectively get their shit together?

It’s hard work out here on the internet.

I love my job, but I also love swimming and I never feel the need to swim for 8 hours a day, every day.

Mastodon newbie tip: your instance (server) likely has their own custom emojis. Here is a site you can find yours on: https://emojos.in/ :mstdn: