Notices by HellPie (hellpie@raru.re)

Firefox' internal native translator tool presents you: Mark Cuckerberg

(Le Monde's article reads Zuckerberg in the original French form)

@quad it would be funny if it weren't so sad

@quad dual 4k with an extra type c and 3 more usb ports is probably a good soc too, they definitely ran out of i/o lanes given that the charging port is a shitty old school ungrounded plug and not even a power-only type c port, which also makes me wonder if they plan to sell this in europe given recent regulations

@quad nevermind it's probably some ultra dogshit pentium-level wattage vacuum since according to windows central it is expected to ship with intel and 8gb of ram: https://www.windowscentral.com/software-apps/windows-11/windows-365-link-desktop-cloud-pc-microsoft-announcement

I understand Apple doesn't believe in shutting down your Mac Mini but I also understand that they made it small enough that they can shove it up their ass.

French people in my notifications please go away.

Dems are so fucking fake and stupid down to the marrow.

"Vote Kamala or Hitler wins" was never a winning strategy: it failed with Clinton, it was going to fail with Biden.

Stop sucking the Party's cock, stop blowing bubbles on it, stop being a stupid fucking sheep and for one second consider saying "Vote Kamala so that we can vote Tim Waltz next term".

That is, if you actually care about the policies in politics, which is something the kind of people that shit out pro-Kamala propaganda never once in their lifetime gave a smidge of a shit about.

@Migueldeicaza @EUCommission @drewmccormack

I was typing out a long ass post with how (expectedly) abusive and oppressive it gets, but I found an article from Euractiv explaining the major pain points.

Tl;dr: there are limits even for the police, but the second the words "national security" are uttered (e.g. they have been screamed over and over during pro-Palestine protests, anti-coal protests, etc) the police can do whatever the fuck they want, no limits of any kind.

https://www.euractiv.com/section/artificial-intelligence/opinion/eus-much-heralded-ai-act-agreed-by-eu-parliament-but-serious-human-rights-holes-in-law-remain/

There really should be a wider adoption of "this shit is paid if you are a big corp" licenses in open source projects. Operating as a nonprofit-at-heart doesn't make sense when your primary clients are definitely not the ones in need.

@0xabad1dea the real end of technology wasn't y2k, it won't be 2038, but it might be leap years

also i wonder if they fucked up with this, how do they handle japanese dates

I moved here to make it harder for corpos to shaft me, with Threads not even needing to scrape anything anymore and getting served timelines on a silver platter by federating servers it makes literally zero sense to keep a public presence of any kind.

@coolboymew I'm Italian so I guess I'll have to become 8 foot tall and gay

Ordering a VPS on Nulled LLC just to give Jade nightmares about dealing with privacy laws and VATs in Europe and Norway.

@kaia Ok BiliBili, how much sand is in the Gobi Desert?

@hj so is making fun of akkoma tho

@hj wdym i thought shitting on meta was based

@kaia god made it submersive and squeezable

@lain Wait until Microsoft asks the FTC if they can include sales of all Raspberry Pi products against the Xbox since Mojang released a kneecapped version of Minecraft: PE for it 10 years ago and never updated it

@hj ok so now we're just resorting to alchemy

@hj new cowsays just dropped