Notices by HellPie (hellpie@raru.re), page 2

@0xabad1dea the real end of technology wasn't y2k, it won't be 2038, but it might be leap years

also i wonder if they fucked up with this, how do they handle japanese dates

I moved here to make it harder for corpos to shaft me, with Threads not even needing to scrape anything anymore and getting served timelines on a silver platter by federating servers it makes literally zero sense to keep a public presence of any kind.

@coolboymew I'm Italian so I guess I'll have to become 8 foot tall and gay

Ordering a VPS on Nulled LLC just to give Jade nightmares about dealing with privacy laws and VATs in Europe and Norway.

@kaia Ok BiliBili, how much sand is in the Gobi Desert?

@hj so is making fun of akkoma tho

@hj wdym i thought shitting on meta was based

@kaia god made it submersive and squeezable

@lain Wait until Microsoft asks the FTC if they can include sales of all Raspberry Pi products against the Xbox since Mojang released a kneecapped version of Minecraft: PE for it 10 years ago and never updated it

@hj ok so now we're just resorting to alchemy

@hj new cowsays just dropped

@vaartis Retoot

@georgia I'm showing this in the team meeting tomorrow asking if QA can get us a cat for playtesting

@lain let's not forget about all the times someone looked at perfectly edible food and went "I'm gonna put this to rot in a jar"

@georgia @vriska they won't even allow him to host a final show so we're getting scammed out of the most legendary Live Tucker Reaction:

@lain sanest person at mozilla: i think carnivals might be the next airplane

@lain classic liberals deciding what I can and can't waste money on what will I ever do without being able to pay for more pixels than any modern GPU can handle

@lain none of those words are in the bible

@lain people be like body count here body count there but what is she's just *not* the impostor have they ever thought about *that*?

@lain finally, a sequel to ADHD