Notices by tripleman, a 🇨🇦 in 🇩🇪 (tripleman@mastodon.social)

@Gargron This list is a hilarious string of people pretending that they’ve never looked at someone’s Windows machine *so completely fucked up with malware and viruses that the owner just blithely clicked on and installed* that the only solution was to nuke it from space and *buy a whole new computer*

For a good fifteen years the number one reason for tossing perfectly good hardware and buying a newer Win PC was virus/malware infestation.

@aral I wonder how much it'd change the game if startups had to make their VC pitches public.

Because you know the pitch on this one was 'we can vacuum up everyone's health info and then hit them with a billion predatory ads based on their ailments' but what their press release says is 'easing the paperwork burden on doctors' offices' or some shit.

@Gargron Love the muted nature of this photo.

@bruces A drugout?

@Gargron If you can't get away, a macro lens makes entire universes out of your home and surroundings. So much to discover and photograph.

@Gargron

Left Instagram: 2012
Left Facebook: 2016
Never had WhatsApp
Never had Threads.

@jwz I dunno, I'm just a dumb Canadian but, if I were you, I'd be reminding every member of the military that I can see, every chance I got, that it wasn't the lefties that sent troops into every quagmire they could find after 9/11 and then dropped them like a hot potato when they came back from 𝒳 tours and needed serious help and support.

@pettter oh wow.

@inthehands I would suggest avoiding Germany during those times then as Halloween barely exists here and Thanksgiving certainly doesn’t…

…which means you will start to see Christmas items in stores at the beginning of September or even sometimes at the end of August (photo taken September 8th, 2023).

@Gargron I'm hugely grateful for Mastodon. You're doing great work here, thank you.

GOOD JOB FIRS!

@Gargron I don't get jealous often…

@Gargron It's just layers and layers of grift, all the way down to the stinky core.