Notices by niconiconi (niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be), page 13

Q: What do you say when someone asks you to simulate an RF circuit design but you don't have the patience?

A: Ask your MoM.

Q: Where do math students go when they're sick?

A: L'Hospital.

Q: Why does a machine learning model only work on a laptop when it's plugged in?

A: Transformers need AC, not DC.

Q: What do you say when you were already familiar with ZFS long before FreeBSD started supporting it?

A: There is nothing new under the Sun.

Q: Why is the public transportation bad at Fort Meade?

A: The NSA has a NOBUS policy.

Q: How do you describe a thick physics textbook on general relativity?

A: It's massive.

Q: What do you call a video about liquid helium?

A: 4K video.

Q: What do you say when students fall asleep in a class about digital signal processing?

A: Zzzz-transform

biblically-accurate school geometry

Good meownyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@fell@ma.fellr.net @sponsorblock@fosstodon.org I bet YouTube found a way to concat two videos without re-encoding everything.

@walnut@mycrowd.ca @puniko@mk.absturztau.be :nikoni1:

@puniko Good meownyaaaaaaa

@puniko :nikoni1:

Good meownyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@whitequark@mastodon.social The most outrageous software patent I know is https://patents.google.com/patent/US4965765, Lisp syntax highlighting without IBM's permission was theoretically outlawed from 1986 to 2006, but at least they didn't bring that to courts.

@puniko punitest86+

@puniko PoR (Puni on Reset)

Only a CMOS circuit drains your battery. A BJT circuit only collects your battery.

@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me @whitequark@mastodon.social and it costs $20 instead of $2000, SFP+ included. You can find old Huawei SFP+ from decommissioned ISP servers at Shenzhen flea markets for a few bucks each. I got 10 for $20, truly unbelievable.