Notices by Times Old Beanman (faho@octodon.social)

:bing: Do Windows admins believe in WSUS Christ?

"Schleim" ist die Kurzform von "Scheiß Leim", weil's nämlich als Leim so gar nicht funktioniert

"AAAAAA" is pain text

Das, was mir dazu einfällt
Für die Rettung dieser Welt
Friedenspanzer
Er schießt Liebe in dein Herz
Bringt den Frieden ohne Schmerz
Friedenspanzer, Friedenspanzer

Fun fact: The english term for "Bratkartoffeln" is "german fries"

Technically, soap water is a soup

👏 Spreadsheets👏

P O S T I N G I'm posting

Actually activitypub is just the protocol.

The federated social network built with it is
activitypub's monster

I just hate Stallman bootlickers soooo much.

You know the type - whenever there's a thing criticizing the FSF for keeping him, they'll come out of the wood work and proclaim how he's the last bastion of free software and without him the movement ™️ would crumble.

My sibling in Satan, if your movement can't live without a 70 year old who made up his mind 40 years ago when he couldn't get that printer installed it's already irrelevant and soon dead.

One of my hottest tech opinions is that I believe mastodon should come with a blocklist of bad instances preinstalled.

There really is no good reason for subjecting every new instance to, like, brighteon dot social or poast

(to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight")

Async await
Async await
Async await

In the process,
the quiet process
the threadpool sleeps tonight

@schuelermine Brave

@schuelermine Brendan Eich founded Brave after he left Mozilla because it came out that he had donated against gay marriage.

@thomasfuchs For the purposes of this silly poll it's close enough

@Mrfunkedude Founded by Brendan Eich who had to leave Mozilla after it came to light he had donated to the campaign against gay marriage

Ah, yes, Brave. The homophobe's cryptocurrency browser.

Petition to move Karl Marx' remains to Karlsruhe

N64 (N64)
N65 (GameCube)
N66 (Wii)
N67 (Wii U)
N68 (Switch)

Nintendo's next console should be the N69

"catheter"? No, I meant the catheater, the legendary monster that eats catholics