Notices by :awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉 (nemo@mas.to)

@evan I'm not the brightes energy-saving light bulb. Meaculpa furthermore my Irony and ebony detectors aren't working xD

@evan xD sounds like a introduction for the local anonymous anarchists meeting xD

@nixCraft What happens when folks use Aurora Store with no Google account and no Google browser? Will they register over 9k numbers to one random account? #Degoogle #rulez 187 on it

@evan Alright, alright, jeez.

I
LOVE
THE
FEDIVERSE

xD

Otherwise, I wouldn’t have advertised it to literally over 1K people. Come on, Evan xD Hahah

@aral #Germany the #EdSHeeran of European countries…

#Microsoft’s Terrifying New #Patent | #LG Style #ACR for #Games & #Software #GamersNexus #Privacy #Surveillance #yt #ScreenScreaning #SurveillanceCapitalism basically recal with tailored ads and a form of basic attention token credits

https://youtu.be/Smwo493IAfw

Maybe a good time to switch to #FOSS and #Linux 🤔

To quote the youtuber "Orwellian wet dream…"

This sh!t goeeees to faaaaaar… if people are pissed at flocks cams THIS is #flock on STEROIDS over 9K #FlockOff #MacroShit 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

#CANTHoldUS

The folks on Ed Sheeran’s opening tour are basically all doing the same thing, which happened here in Germany when the leftist, pro-Palestinian rapper #Chefket got canceled because he had worn a shirt with ‘Palestine’ on it, and the Zionazis accused him of #antisemitism and dropped him, all the other openers and artists withdrew, and the show had to be canceled. This is how sh*t should work: no one is free unless everyone is free. If those rich c*cksuckers try to mandate their mental manure in opposition to human rights, folks should take a bold stance against those b*st*rds. They might have the money, but they don’t own the stage, nor the minds of the folks who know what is #genocide and what isn’t, and what is antisemitism and what isn’t. Period.

#EdSheeran #Macklemore #Palestine #HumanRights #StopTheGenocide
And fck #Billionaires 🖕🖕🖕

@evan What happens when one flushes the toilet? Basically, biological material gets a free Ryanair flight and disperses in minuscule quantities throughout the room a/k/a *toilet plume*. So, as long as someone isn’t a coprophage—which most people are not—I would say it is not okay. Also, customs-wise, this is a cultural no-go in many cultures due to the historical potential contamination risk, which is, of course, nowadays very low if properly handled. Yet still—ahh, hell nah! #IMHO

As far as I know, among mammals, capybaras and sloths are coprophagous.

https://www.sciencealert.com/in-the-peruvian-amazon-rainforest-sloths-were-eating-human-poo

https://www.vice.com/en/article/we-have-questions-for-this-sloth-found-gorging-on-human-poo-in-a-toilet/

Also, something—veganism in India… but I don’t want to talk about that…

@evan Your battery is running low and you have several messages xD hahah

@nullagent Fck #EdSheeran

These lyrics with the melody of "Shape of You"

A stadium isn't the place to silence a brother
But you caved to pressure from above (Mm)
You and your team at the label makin' calls
Droppin' him fast when things got slow (Mm)
And Kraft came over and started up a campaign against your friend
And trust me, you should've taken a stand now (Mm)
Take a breath, stop, put your principles before the profit
And show some solidarity, instead you're singin' like—

'I'm in love with the shape of compliance
Profits over people, that's my reliance
I'm in love with the shape of silence
When they come for #Macklemore, I show defiance...'

Wait, no—you didn't.
You chose the check over the message,
Let them exile him for sayin' 'Free Palestine'
Now the stadium's empty where your backbone should be.

1/2

#FreePalestine 🍉

I once knew someone who was like, ‘Hey, Nemo, you hate the establishment, right?’

I looked blankly at him.

He was like, ‘You know how you can stick it to the man? You could vote for the AfD.’

I looked angry and replied:

‘Dude, I might have a severe dislike for the establishment, but my dislike for fascists is multiple times greater. Before I would ever vote for Nazis, I would rather end myself.’

That person didn’t expect that response at all.

I would never, ever, ever vote for fascists. Period. #FckAfd #Afd fickt euch 🖕 🖕 🖕

Im Übrigen möchte ich anmerken, dass die AFD keine Alternative ist, sondern eine Schande und eine Katastrophe

@evan sometimes I use all of them, this is not multiple joyce selectable

Other (please specify) sometimes with ascii art

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@evan Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video) #yt

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho 🤣 🤣 🤣

@gutocarvalho @rodrigofaustino @manualdousuario @OldSquida2

Cool thank you for the fast resolution :)

@PersonalEscrito @gutocarvalho @rodrigofaustino @manualdousuario @OldSquida2

What happened is your post gone?

Swimming classes have resumed in Gaza after three years of war, giving hundreds of children brief respite in makeshift sea pools built from sandbags and rubble. “Swimming gives me a chance to escape the war,” one 13-year-old said. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/25/swimming-classes-resume-gaza-after-three-years-war 🏊♀️🏖️ #Gaza #Children #Swimming #Humanitarian

@aral Some people claim to be for oppressed minorities and different, highly, highly marginalized people. When they come into contact with REAL people who are lethally, deliberately oppressed… deprived of essentials and illegally sanctioned and marginalized… REAL PEOPLE living in proverbial open air coffins without privacy, whether it’s due to the beta testing of big tech surveillance tools that will later be imported to their Western allies or literally due to living in tents…

Those people suddenly have an issue with that and find bazillions of excuses to exclude REAL, REAL suffering HUMAN beings.

The hypocrisy and double standards are bottomless, and it makes you think, and it makes one angry and SICK…

tl;dr some people should really seize the chance to help marginalized people, or stop their endeavours of sabotage…

And if those people don't like my stance they can go… or I can go too… 🤷

What do we have Women ✅ Babies ✅ Children ✅ Very old people ✅ disabled ✅ shellshoked ✅ …

@evan
The Simpsons - Die Bart, Die 🤣🤣🤣 #saitre

https://youtu.be/f3LprN6WYAg

"Aus die Ubahnstation," :blobcatdrakeno:

Aus der Ubahnstation :blobcatdrakeyes:

"nach die Sbahnstation" :blobcatdrakeno:

in die Sbahnstation :blobcatdrakeyes:

@evan 🍀

#Trump Calls Economic Worries A Big "#Yawn" #tyt #yt

https://youtu.be/A4HkGy3I21g