Notices by Coyoty As Himself (coyoty@mstdn.social), page 2

@lowqualityfacts I thought that's what the glasses were for.

@lowqualityfacts He's cursed to have people disbelieve in him as they grow up. A Cassandra Clause.

@lowqualityfacts "Hey, my belly button is down there! ...Not that far down... No, you're fine."

@lowqualityfacts You shouldn't be taking pans from a stove with bear hands anyway.

@lowqualityfacts This is a high quality fact! Only vertebrates have skin, and only 2% of life on Earth is vertebrate.

@lowqualityfacts Paraguay and Uruguay used to be Paruguay before Argentina cut it in two.

@lowqualityfacts No known gnomes.

@lowqualityfacts He is Mini Albert Paul Cappuccino. Also known as a short Cappuccino.

@lowqualityfacts It's a large hole, after all.

@lowqualityfacts I thought this was why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLPL1qRhn8

@lowqualityfacts Being an agent of Khonshu has its advantages.

@lowqualityfacts Guess what?

https://flickr.com/search/?user_id=30679992%40N06&sort=date-taken-desc&text=guess+what+butt&view_all=1

@lowqualityfacts She joked about their mothers. I avoid llama mama drama.

@lowqualityfacts Everybody feeds a ninja.

@lowqualityfacts "Bark" spelled backwards is "krab". They're literally opposed to each other.

@lowqualityfacts It comes with its own comb.

@lowqualityfacts I asked my dealer if this is true, and she cried and ran to her supplier to tell on me. I hope I can still get a Samoa in Samoa.

@lowqualityfacts We could have used this in pizza shop class.

We could have used a pizza shop class.

@lowqualityfacts Advertisers rely on your eyeballs being on the screen.

@lowqualityfacts They're very popular in Nepal.