Notices by Coyoty (coyoty@mstdn.social), page 2

@lowqualityfacts For anyone who needs their knees kneaded.

@lowqualityfacts That explains this.

https://x.com/CoyotyDave/status/490966971912310784

@lowqualityfacts The only ramen you should put in it is Hello Kitty ramen.

@lowqualityfacts They stay between Earth and the sun all the time, so they're always in "new moon" phase.

@lowqualityfacts Some PhDs are called quacks.

@lowqualityfacts Pillows were found to be ineffective against lions.

@lowqualityfacts Black holes and dwarf galaxies are not in the solar system. One IS a solar system and the other is a system system.

@lowqualityfacts Male seahorses are the ones who give birth, yet they're not transgender.

@lowqualityfacts They can't bear bare bears.

@lowqualityfacts They filmed it at Jellystone Park, and Yogi played the T-Rex. Things went terribly wrong, which is documented in Cocaine Bear. The "don't feed the bears" signs are there for a reason.

@lowqualityfacts On a flat Earth, you have a lot more land than you see on a globe. Look how big Greenland is on a flat Earth!

@lowqualityfacts Can it level a city?

@lowqualityfacts The one-story buildings don't really need elevators. They should donate them to the ESB.

@lowqualityfacts After Kevin's mother lost him in Home Alone II, mothers want to make sure their Kevins can be identified.

@lowqualityfacts He also grunted constantly.

@lowqualityfacts He always eats them before they're done.

@lowqualityfacts The tree most endangered by cats is the pussy willow.

@lowqualityfacts I'm technically the king of England. The line of succession is just really long.

@lowqualityfacts They were experts at sneaking. Sneaking food.

@lowqualityfacts

"Sir, what's in all those boxes in your bathroom and ballroom?"
"They're, uh, my Yu-Gi-Oh! card collection...."