Notices by Coyoty (coyoty@mstdn.social)

@lowqualityfacts Coming up with a joke like that must be aardvark.

@lowqualityfacts That's just their spin.

@lowqualityfacts He'd be a deadbeat father. He has no interest in taking care of a Tyson sphere.

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@lowqualityfacts This is the way.

@lowqualityfacts Werewolves drink it to change any time of the month, not just the full moon.

@lowqualityfacts I must say!

@lowqualityfacts When I tell that joke, I get a plank stare.

@lowqualityfacts Khufu loved hamburgers so much, he insisted on it being his tomb.

@lowqualityfacts I can do it myself without a barber?!

@lowqualityfacts A banana was just sold at auction for $6 million, so that means a lot.

@lowqualityfacts God's glory.

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@lowqualityfacts He also hates the writer of a popular series of children's books who used his name before he had a chance, so that now his name is famous but he isn't.

@lowqualityfacts Seems to me the Mayflower brought April showers.

@lowqualityfacts The natives studied where all the animals were incoming from, and published a report called "The Origin of Species: By Charles Darwin".

@lowqualityfacts So, it's just perched there?

@lowqualityfacts People got suspicious when they blinked and he didn't notice.

@lowqualityfacts There's a reason no one can defeat Squirrel Girl.

@lowqualityfacts That's what they told me while giving strange looks to the fidgeting agent who ate my luggage.