Notices by Coyoty (coyoty@mstdn.social)

@lowqualityfacts A banana was just sold at auction for $6 million, so that means a lot.

@lowqualityfacts God's glory.

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@lowqualityfacts He also hates the writer of a popular series of children's books who used his name before he had a chance, so that now his name is famous but he isn't.

@lowqualityfacts Seems to me the Mayflower brought April showers.

@lowqualityfacts The natives studied where all the animals were incoming from, and published a report called "The Origin of Species: By Charles Darwin".

@lowqualityfacts So, it's just perched there?

@lowqualityfacts People got suspicious when they blinked and he didn't notice.

@lowqualityfacts There's a reason no one can defeat Squirrel Girl.

@lowqualityfacts That's what they told me while giving strange looks to the fidgeting agent who ate my luggage.

@lowqualityfacts But isn't she supposed to kill soulless monsters?

@lowqualityfacts Don't put them on top of your TV set. They blow up.

@lowqualityfacts That's why you'll never see Edward Scissorhands as a player. He'll always get the ball, and shred it.

They don't have that problem with Geoffrey Rockhands or Scotty Paperhands.

@lowqualityfacts Birds aren't real.

They're dinosaurs in disguise.

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W.C. Fields — 'If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.'

@lowqualityfacts If it seems to be going too slow, don't try to force it.

@lowqualityfacts That's how the Grevels of Plutonius V disguise their eggs.

@lowqualityfacts I heard he was a shoe salesman.

@lowqualityfacts Now I can get that padded room people say I belong in.

@lowqualityfacts Assassins have to change their appearances frequently. Being bald makes changing wigs so much easier and quicker.