Notices by Happy New Coyoty! (coyoty@mstdn.social)

@lowqualityfacts Well, the puck is made of ice.

@lowqualityfacts If I have to keep a tattoo moist, I'll skip it.

@lowqualityfacts Orange juice and menthol cigarettes don't get along well.

@lowqualityfacts When the movie started, he cried, "It's Morbin' Time!"

@lowqualityfacts

The Taj Mahal was started over 4000 years ago, before the mammoths died out. It's WHY they died out. They were going to be used for labor, but couldn't handle the trip from Wrangel Island. The Wrangel wrangler was fired (at the stake), and they had to wait 3600 years for better engineering.

@lowqualityfacts They're so concentrated, you can barely see them.

@lowqualityfacts Cover a dirigible with these things with the lights facing out, and you'll have a LED zeppelin.

@lowqualityfacts You're thinking of Funland.

@lowqualityfacts I don't recommend these. They're hard to open, hard to fill through the tiny holes, and hard to replace the batteries. The whole thing is a grind.

@lowqualityfacts They looked good enough to eat.

@RikerGoogling So that explains the "Riker Maneuver".

@lowqualityfacts Gingers get so much hate because people are jealous.

@lowqualityfacts I stayed up all night watching 1999 turn to 2000 around the world. It was nerve-wracking.

I did verify one casualty: The Genie online service died that night. I watched forum after forum disappear into the Nothing, and hung out with other death-watchers until the very end.

@lowqualityfacts I didn't know Stumptown made mushroom coffee.

@lowqualityfacts They only have Thais to the future.

@lowqualityfacts Organs are the best instruments to play spooky music.

Intestines can be made into violin strings, and bladders into bagpipes, and skulls into drums, and teeth and bones into xylophones...

@lowqualityfacts It's so relaxing, until you have to get up every five minutes to rewind it.

@lowqualityfacts The township never leaves them.

@lowqualityfacts I shave to avoid having an oily beard! My own follicles' oil is gross enough, and I don't want anyone else's!

@lowqualityfacts The TV doesn't even need it. It doesn't stand on it at all.