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   Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-2024 03:26:22 JST Low Quality Facts

   Today's Low Quality Ad is for Four Sigmatic Mushroom Coffee. I can't tell if I crave mushroom coffee because it's good, or because the fungus has made its way to my brain and is forcing my zombified body to consume more of it.
   https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CGG4KL77?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.11OL31OCMI8AL&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.11OL31OCMI8AL_1735493661682

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     Chris Wenham (wenhamtoo@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-2024 03:39:46 JST Chris Wenham

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     @lowqualityfacts It's cordyceptional!

     (In researching this joke, I've discovered that ‘Adaptogenic Mushroom Cordyceps Sinesis’ is actually sold in capsule form as a food supplement. My goodness gracious.)

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     Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-2024 04:07:10 JST Low Quality Facts

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     Update: I blacked out and awoke curled up in a rotting tree stump. The coffee fungus in my brain assures me that this is where I belong. I will soon become one with the stump.

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     Mr. Bruno :verified: (mrbruno@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-2024 07:35:56 JST Mr. Bruno :verified:

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     @lowqualityfacts I love mushrooms but I hate coffee. What to do, what to do...

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     Coyoty* (coyoty@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-2024 17:11:21 JST Coyoty*

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     @lowqualityfacts I didn't know Stumptown made mushroom coffee.