Notices by Calisti 🏳️‍🌈🦇 (calisti@chaos.social), page 2

Cannabislegalisierung ruck-zuck erster April geht's los

Selbstbestimmungsgesetzt lass ma noch paar Jahre Sperrfrist machen damit die Homies sich echt total sicher sind wär ja schlimm

#sbgg #cannabis

@TwraSun Bildtext:

„Todesfantasien für Habeck und Scholz

Brandenburgs Vize-CDU-Chef
gibt Lüge über Whatsapp-Post
zu“

@kaia If you want something exciting beyond MSCI World or ACWI tracking ETFs and believe in a high tech future rather than a complete technological crash, then consider Nasdaq 100 or something like S&P 500 Info Tech in addition to the boring stuff.

Individual stock is never worth it. The market is always smarter than you. The only solution is buying the entire market. (Optionally SRI or at least ESG variants.)

@kaia Boring passive investment (ETF, worldwide), and I moved cash from my normal savings account to TR for the 4%.

I’ve made my with mistakes with megatrends and factor investing, and it’s not worth it. Go for the lowest TER and cover the worldwide market. Don’t touch in until you’re a granny. Feels like the only way to avoid poverty in a few decades.

@kaia 4%, eh?

Berliner Antifaschist*innen strömen zur Demo. #Berlin

@kaia Screenshot of a Social Media discussion:

“Interesting Question Is this normal in Berlin??

(self.berlin) submitted 5 hours ago by bloodacidbath

The weirdest thing ever happened to me in a public restroom in Berlin and I'm wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else/if it's like that over there. So I'm hunched over the toilet doing my business, relieved that no one else is in the bathroom.”

1/

@kaia “Suddenly, I hear footsteps and what seems like someone carrying a mop. There's a knock on the door, and a guy says something in German. I reply with a simple "occupied." But then, in a strong German accent, he starts singing, "I'm the pooper scooper, I'm the pooper scooper." WTF! I knew Germans were serious about stuff, but do janitors there really not wait for you to finish? Do they just tell you to get out? He looked annoyed once I got out.”

2/3

@kaia Response:

“5 hours ago
• Look man why even come here if you don't respect the famous German pooper scooper? Make some effort to integrate please”

3/3

#DemoBerlin

@mer @kaia there’s better reasons to wear that

@thomasfuchs Good languages call it u128.

@vt52 @thomasfuchs The long long long in the screenshot :)

@Natanox @kaia I’ve had thermo paper (important tax documents 🙄) go black just by having them chill around on my desk in the summer sun.

Part of it might be UV, but generally I don’t think I need to heat it up a lot.

@Natanox @kaia Apart from that, this paper shredder model works well for me, and hasn’t had issues in many years: https://www.bueromarkt-ag.de/aktenvernichter_hama_home_x10cd_50543,p-50543-1.html

@Natanox @kaia Is this an oven allowing for solder reflow? I’d like a recommendation, please 🤓

@kaia Wouldn’t thermo paper just go black if you heat it up a little? Burning should be unnecessary.

@kaia After two years of trying, I found tax accountants not worth their pay for handling EkSt (N, N-AUS & S combined).
In the end, the WISO tax web and mobile app is treating me very well.

Fuck, I fell in love with clicky switches. 🙈 #37c3 #MechanicalKeyboards

@kaia Reddit post in r/islam:

“Why did Allah make me autistic?

I really need an answer. I know Allah does everything for a reason but thats not enough for me anymore. How will i explain it to my children, if i ever have them inshAllah and if they are autistic too?
Ive heard people say its a blessing but for me it doesnt feel like that. Or I havent found the blessing in it yet? Idk”