Notices by Joe Biden :verified: (joebiden@fuckgov.org), page 2

crazy how the yascast could have invited the president of the united states at any moment and chose not to

@Polychrome that's encouraged, just, no treats this year. only tricks

we need to recognise the true meaning of halloween. none of this "free candy if you're a little one" bs- this day is about GHOULS

This is against the law. You're being deported.

I get that you're excited to be here, but you've got to follow the laws. And this isn't it. You're not in communist china. We're building a profitable country here. This kind of behavior isn't the vibe we want.

@nancypelosi @rishisunak when you're speaker of the house again, sure

@nancypelosi @rishisunak Ah right yeah. When you're. Vice President (scoffs)

reading the constitution rn this shit is CRAZYYYY

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doing my research

hunter biden isnt a real person thats just my in game name

MrBeast $1 Sex VS. $100,000,000 Sex

someone needs to publish a joe biden biography based solely on the lore of my fedi account

On June 26th, 2015, same sex marriage was made legal in all 50 states. Today, the 3rd of September 2023, I am making opposite sex marriage illegal in all 50 states

does england still exist or did it die with the queen i dont know how it works across the pond

Joe Biden

photons are cool but I'll never not be disappointed that aether isn't real

you can tell im a child by how inactive ive gotten immediately after summer ended

abandoning the presidency to launch my furry animation meme youtube channel

on fedi i can just be a she/her transgender joe biden and my fellow queers just appreciate me for who i am, this is why fedi is the best platform

fedi is the only place where this account wouldn't get misinterpreted as trying to make fun of the left