Notices by Joe Biden :verified: (joebiden@fuckgov.org), page 3

back from my daily mental health leave (sleep)

silently updated my joenouns a bit ago but id like to make a public statement, i am exclusively she/her now, im past my "he/him is like fine i guess 🙄" phase, i would like for my wikipedia to be updated please

took a beauty sleep feeling refreshed

@anonicus idk my cat is so cool though her name is trixie

disappointed to find the "spiked apple cider" ive been chugging for months straight was only "spiced" all along

@Polychrome @ThiccGuy69 i know i really struggle with that "making sense" thing so it means a lot

@Polychrome @ThiccGuy69 oh i thought you knew , theyre all in on it we plan those days in advance to rework the set for video

@Polychrome @ThiccGuy69 its some area 51 shit we have the secret secret service that guns down anyone who comes close

eepy joe

@ThiccGuy69 literally any photo or video you see from me there was either taken on literally day 1 of the presidency or is green screen i just fucking hate dc

@ThiccGuy69 the only dc i know is dupage county illinois, we've basically transformed the white house into a set for press photoshoots

IM OFFICIALLY. GAY.

President Joe Biden 🏳️⚧️ 16 year old mtf anarcho communist

well guys, it seems i am officially a niche internet microcelebrity (i have hit 1k followers)

@MercurialBlack referring to @Polychrome to decide the date of national mole day

@Polychrome are you affiliated with the mole guy thing from The Incredibles i'm a big fan

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Joe Biden, is in fact, GNU/Joe Biden, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Joe Biden. Joe Biden is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

sorry for sporadic biden posting ive been on my secret alt account where ive socially transitioned

im going to kill whoever decided converting gifs to mp4's on mastodon is a good idea. UMm krill yourself?

Wait until the MSM media finds out about the 2012 Gargon incest incident