Notices by codl (codl@chitter.xyz), page 4

dont go to a cat café if you're a human. theres plenty of human cafés but you gotta intrude on the one space that isnt for you? yikes

le repouet donne de l'urticaire

pardon ça me gave les mentions "le repouet rend le poil soyeux" et ce soir j'ai décidé d'être aigri

losing my shit at the xslt book in the train station library

@Siph ok ingredients : 1 goche

una conversación casual

yo: la solución son los trenes

me when i see a train: :)
me when i see a car: :(

help i'm hatewatching a youtube channel that posts french tourism tips aimed at americans

lol la préfecture du finistère interdit les casseroles pour le second tour

tomorrow's a very special ten year anniversary https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock/commit/b5fdac90539b19a0db8f36ea537bd150edb4d9c8

I don't really like the mx honorific for myself. Like it's fine I don't hate it but if you're saying it to be affirming then don't bother

I am not a person of honor. No esteemed deeds are attributed to me

j'ai oublié de parler de mon chant préféré :
Jordan, Jordan
On t'encule pas
La sodomie
C'est entre amis

#quimper cet après-midi

wrong!

l'oignon de la gauche :shrek:

moi : ahh trankil sur la terrasse, les frites, le hot dog, rien ne pourrait gâcher ce moment
un goéland : ak ak
moi : la France est en alerte totale suite à cette menace sérieuse

the lyrics to the taskmaster theme are:
give me a task
give me a task
I want a task
give me a task
give me a task
give me a task
I want a task
give me a task
task task task task task task task task task task task task task!

ok when i posted this i didnt know that one of the tasks in the show was to write lyrics to the theme song. how many points do you think i would have been given

oh my god stop half ass translating your apps I have no idea what this could possibly mean